Zero no Mono

Story:
Basically, a guy with no name who attends college is obsessed with sex -- mainly, sex with women. He bumps into a preppy girl on the way home and winds up inside her apartment, when -- what else? -- sexy times commences. Only it's more kinky sexy times than anything else. And did I mention his snazzy pick up line? Throwing a jar full of semen at her. Nice. Between that and the ending which is all kinds of messed up, it warrants a 6/10. Story brings nothing original to the table, but it's not completely devoid of ideas.

Art:
Art is possibly the worst ... thing when it comes to Zero no Mono -- and for a hentai anime, poor art is a killer. The character designs are boring, the girls' bodies look rather the same with the exception that part of preppy girl's body has bandages on it. The guy looks like a filler-drawn version of Rex from Yu-Gi-Oh!, which detracts from any fapping experience you could have with this piece. Not to mention during some of the sex scenes, it becomes blindingly obvious the animators got lazy and just looped small parts of animation to make it look like they did more work that they did. Art gets a 4/10 -- at least they kept it consistently mediocre, right?

Sound:
Sound is pretty good. The voices for the characters, especially the main male's VA, sound rather fitting for their roles. The standard moans & groans during sexy times are all right, nothing special. Background music is classic hentai soundtrack, complete with wailing sax and low-key piano. 7/10 is the sound, making it probably the highlight of the anime, technical-wise.

Character:
Everyone is rather cookie-cutter in terms of characters: there's the bored sex fiend, the preppy girl looking for kinky sex, the nonunderstanding teacher, the nameless couple having sex in a deserted area. Even the supposed plot twist of the true nature behind the preppy girl isn't very shocking seeing as she had acted that way since her first scene, but meh. At the very end, the main character seems to have a temporary change of heart -- is living only for sex a way to live? -- but savor it while you can, for it leaves as soon as it arrives. 5/10 for character.

Enjoyment:
I enjoyed myself watching this as much as anyone would, I suppose, except I couldn't stop thinking things like "how can he stick his hand up that far without breaking something?" -- in other words, there wasn't a proper suspension of belief to truly enjoy this anime. Not to say I hated it, it just seemed like I took more pauses than usual due to the plodding nature of the piece's pacing. 6/10 for enjoyment.

Overall: It's a short OVA piece that isn't a total waste of space but has too many detractions to make it a quality piece of hentai -- namely, the animation and the characters. But the techniques executed during the sex scenes, not to mention the Jar O' Semen and the twist at the end, might be enough to warrant a watch purely for the lulz. In overall, I'd give it a 5/10, and suggest it only to those bored and looking for a truly mindless hentai or just oddly curious at the basic idea behind Zero no Mono.

Also, throwing your own semen at a random girl on the street = worse way to pick up chicks ever.

I watched this hentai awhile back, but I can always remember it as being the worst one I've ever watched.

Put shortly, it sucked.

Sitting there watching it, I could not even believe that something could suck so much. You'd think they'd make up for the crappy story by AT LEAST having nice art and graphics, but there really aren't any redeeming qualities about it. Actually, it could have been a vice-versa, they could have made the story better if they knew the art wasn't going to be the best, but if they did, I would not be insulting it in this way.

The characters are just ... plain idiotic. Nothing about them made them the slightlest bit likeable. In a sense, they were just outright deranged. The main character was a piece of shit pervert wannabe rapist (no surprise there) and he runs across an equally perverted sadistic girl who actually tries to make herself seem like a masochist, when in fact she's just a conniving bitch who tricks the main character. In a sense, it's like a just deserts for the main character, since he is in fact a major douche, but seriously, that "major" twist at the end wasn't even enough to make up for the terrible plot.

I was really waiting for the moment that it would maybe get better. Admittedly, I went in knowing it wouldn't be the best, but I did not think my expectations would be disappointed so terribly. The description here actually gives it hope for being somewhat interesting, and I will give it that the whole idea of throwing cum at a girl and having it work out in your favor was an odd, but interesting component, but it really wasn't enough to pull it out of the steaming pile of shit it had landed on.

Really, watch this if you want a few laughs, 'cause I can admit to chuckling a bit at how outrageously terrible it was. Seriously though, don't go in expecting anything great, it can't even be defended by saying that it was understandable for it to be shit because of the time period it came out in, I've really watched better hentai from the same time period.

Rate of 4
Seen via English Dubbed
Uncensored

Art:
Nothing really stood out as super or terrible. The people were drawn like people but just not the kind that you would recall and say wow that must have taken some effort to draw. I will say this the art did not skip on details.

sound:
No complaints here. No feed back noise of any kind. Character voices were perfect for each character. Voices changed in pitch and tone when it was supposed to.

... character/plot:
Screwed up simply put. From the way they started, finished and actions taken either was riddled in confusion or defined physics. Backstory i would like to say was added but given the 'alternate dimensions" remark made by the main character i can't say for sure. I can say that the other characters have very little on background information.

Enjoyment/ending remark:
Not a fan of forced sex but the ending did place a small smile on my face. This movie would be best enjoyed by subs that have no complaints to aggression.