Mar 20, 2011 9:36 PM
The weird thoughts of Akatsukizero(My stab at comedy blog)
Note: The thoughts in this blog are real thoughts of mine and are used and intended for comedic purposes, so no need to freak out and think that AKATSUKIZERO'S OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN.......or am I? *psychotic laughter* just kidding , so sit back and enjoy^_^
Hello, for those of you that don't know me please allow me to introduce myself,I'm Akatsukizero and I have some crazy and I mean CRAAAAZY thoughts. seriously my thoughts would make FLCL look like Lucky Star (well to some extent anyway). If i were to describe my thoughts it would be described as " A PSYCHOTIC,TWISTED,CHAOTIC,TWISTED NIGHTMARE FANTASY THAT ONLY A PSYCHOPATH THIS SIDE OF DEADPOOL WOULD THINK OF" well some are, but if I were to get into that it would take me all night and probably all day to make a list of weird things to fuse Bible Black with ( LordCrab knows what i'm talking about I think he's still recovering from the constant barrage of things I came up with,don't believe me? just ask him I DARE YOU lol).
Yep, the things i come up with would make you laugh, crenge, scream or beat me (not in THAT way you sick little pervs,lol jk) but really folks here's a little taste of my crazy thoughts and what if's
What if I fused some movie directors with anime characters/cereal mascots? I mean really, who in their right mind would want to see a movie directed by Gene Frankenberry or Francis Ford Chocula and don't get me started on Benicio Del Horo.
CandleJack Nicholson anyone, eh it could worse could be a cross between Ron Jeremy and Hentalia Axis Powers, ladies and gents I present to you Ron Germany(shudders)
Also (I am so gonna get my ass handed to me for this) I wonder what would happen if you fuse Zangief with Asuka from Evangelion (Now I'm screwed)
Do anyone wanna know how to use the 3 seashells? well i'll tell you how, first you take the two seashells and pull gently and then you scrape with the third i s**t you not( no pun intended).
If The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was Blazblue, Kyon would be Ragna, Koizumi would be Hazama, Mikuru would be Litchi,Yuki would be Noel, Haruhi would be Taokaka, and Ryoko would be Jin right? but if that's so then who the Hell would be Arakune.....Tsuruya O_O (oh help us all)
"and now a word form our sponsor"
*Hello, I'm George Tatsunami an operative of HOLY, and whenever i feel the urge to fire off a few rounds on the native alters I use Big Magnum brand alters cause it lets loose again and again and again and never folds under pressure cause it's thick, and it's HARD, AND IT'S COMING TO GET YA!!!.
Big Magnum, It's coming to get ya.*
I wonder how LordCrab whould react if he saw Ren cosplaying as Duck King from Fatal Fury breakdancing? What, it's not like I said anything about Cou and Rowan dancing to Juggernaut's theme like a bunch of male strippers
BTW, Here's the theme for your enjoyment, now start dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9uHk8FqtSk
FYI, Ino Yamanaka can dance to this to you know, why do you think she looks the way she does in Shippuden lol
Well people thanks for taking a trip into my thoughts, it's been fun and I hope you got SOME laughs out of them at least^_^
This is Akatsukizero saying" PEACE AND GOODNIGHT^_^"
Hello, for those of you that don't know me please allow me to introduce myself,I'm Akatsukizero and I have some crazy and I mean CRAAAAZY thoughts. seriously my thoughts would make FLCL look like Lucky Star (well to some extent anyway). If i were to describe my thoughts it would be described as " A PSYCHOTIC,TWISTED,CHAOTIC,TWISTED NIGHTMARE FANTASY THAT ONLY A PSYCHOPATH THIS SIDE OF DEADPOOL WOULD THINK OF" well some are, but if I were to get into that it would take me all night and probably all day to make a list of weird things to fuse Bible Black with ( LordCrab knows what i'm talking about I think he's still recovering from the constant barrage of things I came up with,don't believe me? just ask him I DARE YOU lol).
Yep, the things i come up with would make you laugh, crenge, scream or beat me (not in THAT way you sick little pervs,lol jk) but really folks here's a little taste of my crazy thoughts and what if's
What if I fused some movie directors with anime characters/cereal mascots? I mean really, who in their right mind would want to see a movie directed by Gene Frankenberry or Francis Ford Chocula and don't get me started on Benicio Del Horo.
CandleJack Nicholson anyone, eh it could worse could be a cross between Ron Jeremy and Hentalia Axis Powers, ladies and gents I present to you Ron Germany(shudders)
Also (I am so gonna get my ass handed to me for this) I wonder what would happen if you fuse Zangief with Asuka from Evangelion (Now I'm screwed)
Do anyone wanna know how to use the 3 seashells? well i'll tell you how, first you take the two seashells and pull gently and then you scrape with the third i s**t you not( no pun intended).
If The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was Blazblue, Kyon would be Ragna, Koizumi would be Hazama, Mikuru would be Litchi,Yuki would be Noel, Haruhi would be Taokaka, and Ryoko would be Jin right? but if that's so then who the Hell would be Arakune.....Tsuruya O_O (oh help us all)
"and now a word form our sponsor"
*Hello, I'm George Tatsunami an operative of HOLY, and whenever i feel the urge to fire off a few rounds on the native alters I use Big Magnum brand alters cause it lets loose again and again and again and never folds under pressure cause it's thick, and it's HARD, AND IT'S COMING TO GET YA!!!.
Big Magnum, It's coming to get ya.*
I wonder how LordCrab whould react if he saw Ren cosplaying as Duck King from Fatal Fury breakdancing? What, it's not like I said anything about Cou and Rowan dancing to Juggernaut's theme like a bunch of male strippers
BTW, Here's the theme for your enjoyment, now start dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9uHk8FqtSk
FYI, Ino Yamanaka can dance to this to you know, why do you think she looks the way she does in Shippuden lol
Well people thanks for taking a trip into my thoughts, it's been fun and I hope you got SOME laughs out of them at least^_^
This is Akatsukizero saying" PEACE AND GOODNIGHT^_^"
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| Mar 20, 2011 9:36 PM |
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Lordcrab86 | Mar 20, 2011 10:00 PM
here's my reaction to the very thought of ren cosplaying as duck king breakdancing: |
