December 7th, 2009
a short skit
"A short skit" by karuhigamiDURV
Characters: Miko, Tony, Angela and Ewan
Setting: Mr. Hiyan’s office
Mr. Hiyan: Good Morning kids. Come sit, sit down.
Miko: I heard it was urgent. What do you need?
Ewan: Before that, Mr. Hiyan, today, when I used the bathroom, I saw the oddest thing in there.
Miko: What?
Ewan: A spoon.
Tony: …..um….a spoon? You don’t say.
Ewan: Isn’t it weird? I mean why is there a spoon in the bathroom? Someone decided to eat soup??
Mr. Hiyan: I don’t get why you need to tell that to guidance counselor?
Ewan: I guess I was just surprised.
Mr. Hiyan: Uh huh.
Anyways, I want you guys to meet someone. Angela! Send her in.
(Door open and Angela came in with another girl behind her)
Angela: Good Morning guys, this is Andrea. A first year student and is Mr. Hiyan’s 10 o’clock appointment.
Miko: You want us to meet a first year student.
Mr. Hiyan: Exactly!
Tony: Um..well we saw her. So now can we go? Miko need to shower.
Miko: I already showered.
Tony: Ok me. Are you happy Miko? Is it fun humiliating me? Is it?
Angela: Andrea, can you pour Mr. Hiyan a glass of coffee??
(Andrea nodded and walked across the room. Poured coffee in a cup and served it to Mr. Hiyan)
Mr. Hiyan: Thank you Andrea. Can you open the window? Its hot in here.
(Andrea opened the window.)
Angela: Andrea, lick my shoes.
(Andrea nodded and walked towards Angela. She bended down and-)
Miko: (grabs Andrea) Did Mr. Hiyan blackmail you? I know he is mean, but you cannot be seriously thinking of licking her shoes.
Andrea: I-I have to! I must! Please let me go!!!
Ewan: This is strangely a turn on.
Tony: A cute first year girl willing to do anything she was asked of. I’m scared.
Miko: So I am guessing she is never this obedient before.
Mr. Hiyan: That is right. She was called in here when her teacher jokingly ordered her to jump of a building. Luckily she was stopped.
Miko: Then you should treat her immediately.
Mr. Hiyan: Well, this is just an episode of her life. Basically if she does something she will regret, she will stop. And that is why you guys are here.
Tony: You want us to rape her?
Angela: You’re a perv.
Mr. Hiyan: No Tony. I want you guys to accompany her in town. I have a friend there that can cure Andrea’s condition.
Angela: Why did you think he wants you to rape her?
Tony: I don’t know, I thought it was leading to something like that. Like in one of those anime scenes.
Mr. Hiyan: You are excused from your classes so just watch out for her. Easy, right?
Miko: I doubt it. But if it means no math for me, then I am ok with it. But why can’t you come?
Mr. Hiyan: I’m busy. Now go, Angela knows the place so you guys have fun.
(They left the room and the university. The guys then rode a bus.)
Ewan: Hey Andrea, slap yourself.
(Andrea slaps herself)
Miko; Stop that. And you Ewan, shut the hell up.
Andrea: I’m sorry. I just can’t help myself. But I trust Mr. Hiyan and he said he has a cure for me.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko.
(Andrea punches Miko.)
Miko: Tony!!!
Tony: Sorry, I couldn’t resist, haha.
Miko: Andrea, punch Tony in the nose.
(Andrea punches Tony in the nose.)
Ewan: She’s a fast puncher. I didn’t see it coming.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko in the mouth.
(Andrea punches Miko in the mouth)
Andrea: Guys, stop it.
Miko: Andrea, bite Tony.
Tony: Oh no, bite me and I will bite back!!!
Andrea: I-I, I don’t know what to do, please I gotta do it. Please. Please!!
Tony: Damn you’re cute. (Andrea bites Tony in the hand) Arrrggghhhh…..how long is this bus ride?
Angela: We get off at the next stop.
Tony: Andrea, grow 4 more inches.
Andrea: I-I can’t. I’m sorry. I’ll…..I’ll do better, please, you gotta believe me.
Tony: So you can’t do everything you are told.
Angela: We’re here. (points at a restaurant) The friend of Mr. Hiyan is in that restaurant.
Miko: Odd, why a restaurant?
(They walked over the restaurant and sees the friend of Mr. Hiyan)
Miko: Oh my god.
Tony: This is worse than rape.
Ewan: This is worse than death.
Angela: Uh, um…
Good morning Ms. Alvarez.
Ms. Alvarez: Good morning. ^ ^
(to be continued)
Characters: Miko, Tony, Angela and Ewan
Setting: Mr. Hiyan’s office
Mr. Hiyan: Good Morning kids. Come sit, sit down.
Miko: I heard it was urgent. What do you need?
Ewan: Before that, Mr. Hiyan, today, when I used the bathroom, I saw the oddest thing in there.
Miko: What?
Ewan: A spoon.
Tony: …..um….a spoon? You don’t say.
Ewan: Isn’t it weird? I mean why is there a spoon in the bathroom? Someone decided to eat soup??
Mr. Hiyan: I don’t get why you need to tell that to guidance counselor?
Ewan: I guess I was just surprised.
Mr. Hiyan: Uh huh.
Anyways, I want you guys to meet someone. Angela! Send her in.
(Door open and Angela came in with another girl behind her)
Angela: Good Morning guys, this is Andrea. A first year student and is Mr. Hiyan’s 10 o’clock appointment.
Miko: You want us to meet a first year student.
Mr. Hiyan: Exactly!
Tony: Um..well we saw her. So now can we go? Miko need to shower.
Miko: I already showered.
Tony: Ok me. Are you happy Miko? Is it fun humiliating me? Is it?
Angela: Andrea, can you pour Mr. Hiyan a glass of coffee??
(Andrea nodded and walked across the room. Poured coffee in a cup and served it to Mr. Hiyan)
Mr. Hiyan: Thank you Andrea. Can you open the window? Its hot in here.
(Andrea opened the window.)
Angela: Andrea, lick my shoes.
(Andrea nodded and walked towards Angela. She bended down and-)
Miko: (grabs Andrea) Did Mr. Hiyan blackmail you? I know he is mean, but you cannot be seriously thinking of licking her shoes.
Andrea: I-I have to! I must! Please let me go!!!
Ewan: This is strangely a turn on.
Tony: A cute first year girl willing to do anything she was asked of. I’m scared.
Miko: So I am guessing she is never this obedient before.
Mr. Hiyan: That is right. She was called in here when her teacher jokingly ordered her to jump of a building. Luckily she was stopped.
Miko: Then you should treat her immediately.
Mr. Hiyan: Well, this is just an episode of her life. Basically if she does something she will regret, she will stop. And that is why you guys are here.
Tony: You want us to rape her?
Angela: You’re a perv.
Mr. Hiyan: No Tony. I want you guys to accompany her in town. I have a friend there that can cure Andrea’s condition.
Angela: Why did you think he wants you to rape her?
Tony: I don’t know, I thought it was leading to something like that. Like in one of those anime scenes.
Mr. Hiyan: You are excused from your classes so just watch out for her. Easy, right?
Miko: I doubt it. But if it means no math for me, then I am ok with it. But why can’t you come?
Mr. Hiyan: I’m busy. Now go, Angela knows the place so you guys have fun.
(They left the room and the university. The guys then rode a bus.)
Ewan: Hey Andrea, slap yourself.
(Andrea slaps herself)
Miko; Stop that. And you Ewan, shut the hell up.
Andrea: I’m sorry. I just can’t help myself. But I trust Mr. Hiyan and he said he has a cure for me.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko.
(Andrea punches Miko.)
Miko: Tony!!!
Tony: Sorry, I couldn’t resist, haha.
Miko: Andrea, punch Tony in the nose.
(Andrea punches Tony in the nose.)
Ewan: She’s a fast puncher. I didn’t see it coming.
Tony: Andrea, punch Miko in the mouth.
(Andrea punches Miko in the mouth)
Andrea: Guys, stop it.
Miko: Andrea, bite Tony.
Tony: Oh no, bite me and I will bite back!!!
Andrea: I-I, I don’t know what to do, please I gotta do it. Please. Please!!
Tony: Damn you’re cute. (Andrea bites Tony in the hand) Arrrggghhhh…..how long is this bus ride?
Angela: We get off at the next stop.
Tony: Andrea, grow 4 more inches.
Andrea: I-I can’t. I’m sorry. I’ll…..I’ll do better, please, you gotta believe me.
Tony: So you can’t do everything you are told.
Angela: We’re here. (points at a restaurant) The friend of Mr. Hiyan is in that restaurant.
Miko: Odd, why a restaurant?
(They walked over the restaurant and sees the friend of Mr. Hiyan)
Miko: Oh my god.
Tony: This is worse than rape.
Ewan: This is worse than death.
Angela: Uh, um…
Good morning Ms. Alvarez.
Ms. Alvarez: Good morning. ^ ^
(to be continued)
Posted by clear1140 | Dec 7, 2009 4:56 AM | 1 comments
August 30th, 2009
SKIT X
SKIT X
~~ by karuhi-kun
Character: Miko and Tony
Setting: Outside the university, in a quite suburb
Time: 6 o’clock
Miko: This is very odd for Mr. Hiyan to call us this late.
Tony; Good thing it’s a Friday. But geez, calling us out here. How much you wanna bet he’s gonna kill us.
Miko: The guy is too lazy to even give us proper counseling.
Tony: I guess, this is a nice neighborhood though.
Miko: There’s the house Mr. Hiyan told us to meet him.
the two opened the gate and knocks on the door, the door opened and Ewan answered
Miko: Ewan? What are you doing here?
Ewan: Mr. Hiyan texted me. Something about free food. Come in you guys.
the three walks to the dining room, in the long table there are familiar faces
Tony: Leilah, Sylvia and Clera?
Miko: Berry?
Mr. Hiyan: Look at that, my two favorite students is here.
Italian Dude (sitting next to Mr. Hiyan): Honey, bring up some more plate.
Leilah: Guys! Run!!! Save yourself!
Miko: What?
voice in the kitchen: Who is it dear?
Tony: oh no, that voice.
Miko: A dinner party, everyone Mr. Hiyan know is here, an Italian dude…oh my god!
Tony and Miko: nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Ms. Alvarez: Miko and Tony, glad you could come ^^
Miko: Mr. Hiyan you dirty bastard.
Mr. Hiyan: Now, now….you’re already here, pull up a chair and come join the celebration.
Tony: You burn in hell.
Miko: What are we celebrating?
Clera: Ms. Alvarez’s birthday party.
Miko: Wow, and you’re pertaining to the Italian Dude the boyfriend.
Italian Guy: Yes, my name is Alfonso, a pleasure.
Leilah: A halfy?
Alfonso: Yes, my mom was an OFW, and fell love at fist sight when she lived in Milan.
Clera: That’s beautiful.
Mr. Hiyan: She fell in love with her boss and got impregnated, right?
Alfonso: Yes, but I prefer my version.
cold stares at each other
Mr. Hiyan: French are better lovers.
Alfonso: And bartenders are better counselors.
eerie silence
Sylvia: Ehem, anyways….we need to get the hell out of here.
Ms. Alvarez: Why? coming out of the kitchen
Sylvia: Ah, um….er….
Miko: Aren’t birthdays better celebrated at a restaurant…we’ll pay…please. No one has to cook.
Ms. Alvarez; Oh, I considered that but I want my boyfriend to taste my cooking, I’ve been practicing for some time now. I wanna see the fruits of my labor. And the satisfaction on all your faces.
Miko: whispers we’re gonna die.
Ms. Alvarez brought out her 5 dishes
Ms. Alvarez: Dig in you guys ^^
Alfonso: Don’t just stare guys, let’s eat.
Mr. Hiyan: Well the boyfriend should go first, right? Right, Ms. Alvarez?
Ms. Alvarez: Dig in, Honey.
Meanwhile Sylvia grabbed a table knife, and cut her wrist.
Everyone: Ah!
Sylvia: …… oh look at that, an accident blood gushing out of her wrist
Berry: Oh my god, you cut it deep. We need to get you to a hospital. I’ll go with her. You guys enjoy the rest of the night.
Ms. Alvarez: oh, ah…there’s a doctor just 2 blocks away.
Berry and Sylvia: No!!!!
Sylvia: We run fast. I’m sorry Ms. Alvarez.
Berry: We’ll give you a gift on Monday. and the two rushes out of the room
Mr. Hiyan: That was weird; it was as if they don’t want to be here.
Miko: It is odd. Those lucky bastards.
Mr. Hiyan: Back! To the boyfriend eating his girlfriend’s cooking. Try the cake.
Alfonso eats a slice in one bite.
Alfonso: teary eyed Tasty!! Now then, you’re turn kids…Mr. Hiyan.
Clera: stands up I just remembered. I have something to do. I need to go now.
Ms. Alvarez: What is it? Is something wrong?
Mr. Hiyan: What is so important that you have to leave a birthday party, celebrating your teacher’s birthday…who has the power to change your grade.
Tony: That’s dirty.
Mr. Hiyan: If I die, we all die. Well Clera?
Clera: ah, um….well, i-its ah…
Leilah: Clera, that’s enough. Don’t put her on the spot!
Clera: I just remembered. It’s…blushes
I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT!!
Leilah: face palm
Mr. Hiyan: with who?
Clera: With…. Ewan, right Ewan? We were suppose to get it on. O-our bodies t-touching. Swe-sweaty bodies, all night long. blushes You were gonna ride me. Right? Right?!
Ewan: We were? I don’t think I ever made any promises with the captain of the cheering squad.
Clera: We were drunk, when you said yes.
Ewan: I see, well I’m always game.
Clera: R-right. So we would leave now, go to a motel and…..
Get it on.
Alfonso: The correct word is fornicating.
Mr. Hiyan: No, it’s Irony.
Ms. Alvarez: ok then, have a good time, I guess.
Clera: Well send you a gift tomorrow at gym practice. Sorry.
and Clera and Ewan walked away
Leilah: Wait!
Clera: Leilah?
Leilah: Did you forgot? I’m included in this dirty dirty dirty sex! It’s a threesome, remember? Right Ewan?
Ewan: You wanna join us Tony?
Tony: Well I-
Miko: You will stay here and be courteous to Ms. Alvarez.
Ewan: Oh well. Let’s go Leilah and Clera.
Alfonso: Ah, life. Teenage life just isn’t fun without premarital sex and at least one of your parents being pissed off. And now, it’s just us five. Me and honey, Miko and Tony, and you, Mr. Hiyan.
Ms. Alvarez: You should try a cake too.
Mr. Hiyan: No!
Miko, Tony and Alfonso: gasps
Ms. Alvarez: What do you mean?
Mr. Hiyan: I am a counselor and by profession, I tell the truth.
Alfonso: Bastard.
Mr. Hiyan: I will only eat your cake, if you would eat it.
Ms. Alvarez: What is the problem? Honey took a bite of it, it’s edible. Right?
Alfonso: Ah, well, honey. You see…
Miko: This is gonna turn ugly.
Ms. Alvarez: Fine, I’ll take a bite.
Ms. Alvarez took a bite of her cake
Ms. Alvarez stood up, cries
Ms. Alvarez: Alfonso, you liar.
runs out of the room and Alfonso followed
Alfonso: Honey!! Come back!!
Tony: This dinner just turned ugly.
Miko: The sad thing is the others didn’t have to do those ridiculous things.
Mr. Hiyan: Human nature. Basically I just entertained myself.
Alfonso came back, walked towards Mr. Hiyan and punched him
Miko: Ow.
Tony: He deserved it.
Miko: Agreed.
To Be Continued
~~ by karuhi-kun
Character: Miko and Tony
Setting: Outside the university, in a quite suburb
Time: 6 o’clock
Miko: This is very odd for Mr. Hiyan to call us this late.
Tony; Good thing it’s a Friday. But geez, calling us out here. How much you wanna bet he’s gonna kill us.
Miko: The guy is too lazy to even give us proper counseling.
Tony: I guess, this is a nice neighborhood though.
Miko: There’s the house Mr. Hiyan told us to meet him.
the two opened the gate and knocks on the door, the door opened and Ewan answered
Miko: Ewan? What are you doing here?
Ewan: Mr. Hiyan texted me. Something about free food. Come in you guys.
the three walks to the dining room, in the long table there are familiar faces
Tony: Leilah, Sylvia and Clera?
Miko: Berry?
Mr. Hiyan: Look at that, my two favorite students is here.
Italian Dude (sitting next to Mr. Hiyan): Honey, bring up some more plate.
Leilah: Guys! Run!!! Save yourself!
Miko: What?
voice in the kitchen: Who is it dear?
Tony: oh no, that voice.
Miko: A dinner party, everyone Mr. Hiyan know is here, an Italian dude…oh my god!
Tony and Miko: nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Ms. Alvarez: Miko and Tony, glad you could come ^^
Miko: Mr. Hiyan you dirty bastard.
Mr. Hiyan: Now, now….you’re already here, pull up a chair and come join the celebration.
Tony: You burn in hell.
Miko: What are we celebrating?
Clera: Ms. Alvarez’s birthday party.
Miko: Wow, and you’re pertaining to the Italian Dude the boyfriend.
Italian Guy: Yes, my name is Alfonso, a pleasure.
Leilah: A halfy?
Alfonso: Yes, my mom was an OFW, and fell love at fist sight when she lived in Milan.
Clera: That’s beautiful.
Mr. Hiyan: She fell in love with her boss and got impregnated, right?
Alfonso: Yes, but I prefer my version.
cold stares at each other
Mr. Hiyan: French are better lovers.
Alfonso: And bartenders are better counselors.
eerie silence
Sylvia: Ehem, anyways….we need to get the hell out of here.
Ms. Alvarez: Why? coming out of the kitchen
Sylvia: Ah, um….er….
Miko: Aren’t birthdays better celebrated at a restaurant…we’ll pay…please. No one has to cook.
Ms. Alvarez; Oh, I considered that but I want my boyfriend to taste my cooking, I’ve been practicing for some time now. I wanna see the fruits of my labor. And the satisfaction on all your faces.
Miko: whispers we’re gonna die.
Ms. Alvarez brought out her 5 dishes
Ms. Alvarez: Dig in you guys ^^
Alfonso: Don’t just stare guys, let’s eat.
Mr. Hiyan: Well the boyfriend should go first, right? Right, Ms. Alvarez?
Ms. Alvarez: Dig in, Honey.
Meanwhile Sylvia grabbed a table knife, and cut her wrist.
Everyone: Ah!
Sylvia: …… oh look at that, an accident blood gushing out of her wrist
Berry: Oh my god, you cut it deep. We need to get you to a hospital. I’ll go with her. You guys enjoy the rest of the night.
Ms. Alvarez: oh, ah…there’s a doctor just 2 blocks away.
Berry and Sylvia: No!!!!
Sylvia: We run fast. I’m sorry Ms. Alvarez.
Berry: We’ll give you a gift on Monday. and the two rushes out of the room
Mr. Hiyan: That was weird; it was as if they don’t want to be here.
Miko: It is odd. Those lucky bastards.
Mr. Hiyan: Back! To the boyfriend eating his girlfriend’s cooking. Try the cake.
Alfonso eats a slice in one bite.
Alfonso: teary eyed Tasty!! Now then, you’re turn kids…Mr. Hiyan.
Clera: stands up I just remembered. I have something to do. I need to go now.
Ms. Alvarez: What is it? Is something wrong?
Mr. Hiyan: What is so important that you have to leave a birthday party, celebrating your teacher’s birthday…who has the power to change your grade.
Tony: That’s dirty.
Mr. Hiyan: If I die, we all die. Well Clera?
Clera: ah, um….well, i-its ah…
Leilah: Clera, that’s enough. Don’t put her on the spot!
Clera: I just remembered. It’s…blushes
I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT!!
Leilah: face palm
Mr. Hiyan: with who?
Clera: With…. Ewan, right Ewan? We were suppose to get it on. O-our bodies t-touching. Swe-sweaty bodies, all night long. blushes You were gonna ride me. Right? Right?!
Ewan: We were? I don’t think I ever made any promises with the captain of the cheering squad.
Clera: We were drunk, when you said yes.
Ewan: I see, well I’m always game.
Clera: R-right. So we would leave now, go to a motel and…..
Get it on.
Alfonso: The correct word is fornicating.
Mr. Hiyan: No, it’s Irony.
Ms. Alvarez: ok then, have a good time, I guess.
Clera: Well send you a gift tomorrow at gym practice. Sorry.
and Clera and Ewan walked away
Leilah: Wait!
Clera: Leilah?
Leilah: Did you forgot? I’m included in this dirty dirty dirty sex! It’s a threesome, remember? Right Ewan?
Ewan: You wanna join us Tony?
Tony: Well I-
Miko: You will stay here and be courteous to Ms. Alvarez.
Ewan: Oh well. Let’s go Leilah and Clera.
Alfonso: Ah, life. Teenage life just isn’t fun without premarital sex and at least one of your parents being pissed off. And now, it’s just us five. Me and honey, Miko and Tony, and you, Mr. Hiyan.
Ms. Alvarez: You should try a cake too.
Mr. Hiyan: No!
Miko, Tony and Alfonso: gasps
Ms. Alvarez: What do you mean?
Mr. Hiyan: I am a counselor and by profession, I tell the truth.
Alfonso: Bastard.
Mr. Hiyan: I will only eat your cake, if you would eat it.
Ms. Alvarez: What is the problem? Honey took a bite of it, it’s edible. Right?
Alfonso: Ah, well, honey. You see…
Miko: This is gonna turn ugly.
Ms. Alvarez: Fine, I’ll take a bite.
Ms. Alvarez took a bite of her cake
Ms. Alvarez stood up, cries
Ms. Alvarez: Alfonso, you liar.
runs out of the room and Alfonso followed
Alfonso: Honey!! Come back!!
Tony: This dinner just turned ugly.
Miko: The sad thing is the others didn’t have to do those ridiculous things.
Mr. Hiyan: Human nature. Basically I just entertained myself.
Alfonso came back, walked towards Mr. Hiyan and punched him
Miko: Ow.
Tony: He deserved it.
Miko: Agreed.
To Be Continued
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Posted by clear1140 | Jul 26, 2009 1:52 AM | 35 comments
July 10th, 2009
SKIT VII
~~ by karuhi-kun
Characters: Miko, Tony, Leilah and Sylvia
Setting: Mens dorm, miko's room. a study group.
Sylvia asleep on the bed.
sylvia wakes up
Sylvia: i love these study group sessions, we should do it more often. yawns
Miko: you don't ask a study session and then sleep at the first five minutes.
Leilah: nah, let her be. the girls dorm is so noisy no one could sleep.
Sylvia: Did berry left??
Tony: oh, that smart asshole? what he did was inappropriate!!!!
Miko: oh, that again.
Leilah: well it was borderline unethical. we didn't need to see that.
Sylvia: what happened?
Miko: Berry exposed himself??
Sylvia: what?!
Leilah: and it was big too....
no, it was HUGE!!!
Tony: he was even shoving it right in our faces, i should kill him tomorrow.
Miko: c'mon guys, that's a normal thing to do for us teenagers.
Tony: do you do it in front of your friends?
Miko: well....
Sylvia: what the hell happened?
did Berry assaulted you guys...
Tony: yeah, not just Leilah...even me and Miko. he was so aggresive, Leilah was gonna cry.
Sylvia: what, but berry is so smart? he wouldn't show his...private parts....
in front of us.
Leilah: private parts?? who the hell is talking about that?
Sylvia: but you said he exposed himself.
Tony; yeah, he was bare in front of us!!!
Miko: Tony will you let it go.
Tony: all i can say is that it is big, bigger than mine.
Sylvia: bigger......than...blushes....
yours? oh my god, and i was asleep...what did he do to me? he didn't rape me did he?
Tony and Leilah: rape??
Leilah: who in the world would rape you? you were asleep, you didn't see it.
all we're saying is that it was huge and you should have seen it.
Sylvia: stands i don't wanna see his PEN-
Miko: EGO!!!
we were talking about Berry's ego.
Sylvia: ......
what?
Leilah: oh my gosh, ahahahaha!!!! you thought he was an exhibitionist?
Tony: i won't get mad by that, his ego was just in our faces. he was bragging about how smart he is and how he doesn't need to study and help us cavemen who spends their time, either watching porn or watching the clouds.
Leilah: which by the way is an art.
Sylvia: fallls back to the bed who describes an ego as big and huge.
Miko: next time study so you could see it too.
XXD
Sylvia: I hate you ugys.
Tony: speaking of Berry's private parts. I saw his a while back and it was-
Sylvia nad Miko and Leilah: SHUT UP!!!
Tony: what?!
THE END
Characters: Miko, Tony, Leilah and Sylvia
Setting: Mens dorm, miko's room. a study group.
Sylvia asleep on the bed.
sylvia wakes up
Sylvia: i love these study group sessions, we should do it more often. yawns
Miko: you don't ask a study session and then sleep at the first five minutes.
Leilah: nah, let her be. the girls dorm is so noisy no one could sleep.
Sylvia: Did berry left??
Tony: oh, that smart asshole? what he did was inappropriate!!!!
Miko: oh, that again.
Leilah: well it was borderline unethical. we didn't need to see that.
Sylvia: what happened?
Miko: Berry exposed himself??
Sylvia: what?!
Leilah: and it was big too....
no, it was HUGE!!!
Tony: he was even shoving it right in our faces, i should kill him tomorrow.
Miko: c'mon guys, that's a normal thing to do for us teenagers.
Tony: do you do it in front of your friends?
Miko: well....
Sylvia: what the hell happened?
did Berry assaulted you guys...
Tony: yeah, not just Leilah...even me and Miko. he was so aggresive, Leilah was gonna cry.
Sylvia: what, but berry is so smart? he wouldn't show his...private parts....
in front of us.
Leilah: private parts?? who the hell is talking about that?
Sylvia: but you said he exposed himself.
Tony; yeah, he was bare in front of us!!!
Miko: Tony will you let it go.
Tony: all i can say is that it is big, bigger than mine.
Sylvia: bigger......than...blushes....
yours? oh my god, and i was asleep...what did he do to me? he didn't rape me did he?
Tony and Leilah: rape??
Leilah: who in the world would rape you? you were asleep, you didn't see it.
all we're saying is that it was huge and you should have seen it.
Sylvia: stands i don't wanna see his PEN-
Miko: EGO!!!
we were talking about Berry's ego.
Sylvia: ......
what?
Leilah: oh my gosh, ahahahaha!!!! you thought he was an exhibitionist?
Tony: i won't get mad by that, his ego was just in our faces. he was bragging about how smart he is and how he doesn't need to study and help us cavemen who spends their time, either watching porn or watching the clouds.
Leilah: which by the way is an art.
Sylvia: fallls back to the bed who describes an ego as big and huge.
Miko: next time study so you could see it too.
XXD
Sylvia: I hate you ugys.
Tony: speaking of Berry's private parts. I saw his a while back and it was-
Sylvia nad Miko and Leilah: SHUT UP!!!
Tony: what?!
THE END
Posted by clear1140 | Jul 10, 2009 7:11 AM | 8 comments