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The only thing I could recall was how bad my head hurt. I could hear people talking, birds chirping and a sound of a tune. I creaked my eyes open and the bright white light stained into my eyes. I slowly got up and got to my senses, so I thought. I couldn’t believe my eyes, I saw tree’s talking and conversing.

These kids giving nachos away behind a sign saying their free and Bob Marley playing a guitar with the little kitten’s running around playing. I ran to him, “Where am I!?” “Your in Paradise!”, he sang with his tune. “What, did I die or something? Last thing I remember is delivering the mail in the morning.” Bob Marley replied,” Yea you dead, you got squashed by a shoe that Justin Bieber from Nightmare threw.” I couldn’t believe it, not just because the trees were talking, Bob Marley being right in front of me, but because I got killed by a shoe...and from Justin Bieber none the less.

I knew this had to be some dream so I might as well go with it, I didn’t like Justin Bieber in the first place but this didn’t help at all (even if it was a dream). “Where is he? I’ll get him back, no way am I going to die from a shoe flying from the sky from a singer who gets mistaken for a girl!” Bob lifted his shoulders, “Well, you sure you wanna do this?” “Yes I’m sure, never been so sure in my life!” This was just a dream anyways right, might as well have some fun. “Well if you go North of here you’ll see dark clouds and fire, go West and you’ll know where to go from there.” Then he started playing his guitar with no worry in the world. “Okay let’s do this!”

So I started north, past a double rainbow and past a weird human slamming a stick in the ground non-stop. Eventually I could see fire around where I was though it didn’t get in the way of the pathway so I headed west, that’s when I heard Justin Bieber singing with that awful voice with someone playing the piano. I ran its pay back time! But when I got there all I saw was Brittany Spears shaving her head, Miley Cyrus stuffing herself with French fries but my target Justin Bieber being on stage and singing with Robert Pattinson playing that beautiful (but feel so sorry for) piano.

I grabbed the nearest thing next to me, a chair Lindsay Lohan was sitting and getting spray tanned on. What the heck don’t you have to be stand up for that? Anyways, I ran up to him and took the chair across the head. Then I ran as fast as I could back to paradise, “I got him back!” I yelled. But then Jesus stood in front of me, “It’s not your time.” Then next thing I know I was hearing ambulance sirens go off and some guy telling me its going to be okay. “Hey, do you know Bob Marley.” He gave me a weird face then everything went black.

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