| OFFICIAL GAME THREAD HERE Note to mods Some introduction pictures (too lazy to resize) Anyway lets get to it (all of the following is a copy/paste from NotJizzyHitlers game with minor edits) Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Masturbation Thread. In other words, MAL YOU FAP U LOSE. This is the sign up thread. The game will officially begin on a date I will say in due course. You now have until then to get all the fapping and lust out of your system.Here are the guidelines you need to follow. -In order to sign up, merely post in this thread that you want in. Guidelines/Rules: ~You fap, you're out. You must announce to the thread you fapped. ~If you have sex of any sort you are out. That also includes fisting, blowjobs, anal, bondage, guro fetish, or any kind of sick nasty shit people come up with to get yourselves off. You must come into the thread and EXPLAIN to us why you lost. Any wet dreams do not count. ~Do not lie. If by some freak chance you are found out you lied you will be immediately disqualified and made fun of for having any sort of pleasure done unto your bodies whilst we continue to deprave ourselves ~Force your fellow MALers to fap by posting non-nude NSFW pictures that DO NOT CONTAIN GENITALIA. If the image of your posting does contain nudity then please censor it, using ms paint, photoshop, illustrator, the virtual blood of virgins, the power of virginity or whatever, just make sure you do not post genitalia, wouldnt want to get banned over a game like this ~The game last until one person remains. ~NO QUOTE TOWERS ~IF YOU GET THE "BIG O" YOU LOSE ~You must stop in and notify us in the thread of your status at least once a week. If you do not post in the thread at least once per week you will be disqualified. This is so eventually the people who are lying forget and disqualify themselves. ~Oh also one more thing, don't do what caused V2 to be locked ThangLong said: This thread now has excessive number of spam posts while the original purpose of this contest has been lost. Thread Locked ~In other words, don't be a douche and don't spam ~I will allow chatting as long as it's related to the game (eg anything that causes arousal/anything lewdly connected) as this can cause arousal, any other normal chat I please ask you don't do unless it's a quick 2/3 post thing and it's kept really minimal. ~The actual No fap contest thread will be made a day before the game starts ~I will give everyone 2 chances for breaking the rules, one warning, then a disqualification -I Myself will be participating and will be moderating who's playing and check who faps etc, Also help from other users to notify me if someone gets disquilified or I miss someone at playing then that'll be good thanks Countdown till game start ~Since signups are closed, only way you gonna get in is by switching with a user, you can do that yourself and find someones permission then tell me if someone wants to People participating waitlist Good luck <3 |
Silence_SuzukaFeb 21, 2015 9:13 PM
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| yo sign me up |
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| i guess i'll become a masochist |
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| I want in! I love games :D |
| time to lose 10 seconds into the start of the contest |
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| I refuse to sign up. |
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕ |
Korrvo said: I refuse to sign up. so you signing up? |
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JOAOAA said: yea sureKorrvo said: I refuse to sign up. so you signing up? |
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕ |
Korrvo said: JOAOAA said: yea sureso you signing up? Yay! |
| I shall prevail. |
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| Sign me up, bro. Edit: I just realized Fakku is going to be the death of me |
konpekoFeb 15, 2015 9:31 PM
| whatever |
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| I'm asexual leggo I'm innn |
DefMos said: I'm asexual leggo I'm innn Oh, such a convenient time for you to be on. :) |
| i'll join |
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| off to have a bath, will remember to add next people who sign up later |
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| I'll sign up. |
| I'm in. |
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Rorschach said: DefMos said: I'm asexual leggo I'm innn Oh, such a convenient time for you to be on. :) Jokes, I'm just joining because I need some new material lmao |
| :O |
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| I'm pulling Bible Black up right now. Classic stuff right there. |
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| lol I'll join~ |
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| I couldn't spot a start date; how much time do I have to empty my systems? |
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React775 said: i'll join get ready then dimitri kun |
| Do I get eliminated if I imagine I fapped? |
Sloth_ said: I couldn't spot a start date; how much time do I have to empty my systems? since people are actually joining 7days 15min should be sufficient |
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| I'm in...let me join the fun |
 (っ◔◡◔)っ 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂 ♥ |
| "The return of pureness" How on earth are any of us pure when we'll literally be thinking perverted thoughts the entire time? |
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕ |
| Let's do this Sign me |
Korrvo said: "The return of pureness" How on earth are any of us pure when we'll literally be thinking perverted thoughts the entire time? Don't doubt the willpower The pure willpower |
| I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived. Chelizzle said: I think that's optional, all you really have to do is post once a week.Do I need to post pictures? |
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YorozuyaGinSan said: I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived. i will destroy u >:3 |
YorozuyaGinSan said: Cute.I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived. |
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Umou said: I have no such thing.Korrvo said: "The return of pureness" How on earth are any of us pure when we'll literally be thinking perverted thoughts the entire time? Don't doubt the willpower The pure willpower My brain cannot comprehend "pure". |
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕ |
Sloth_ said: How could you make light of my resolve, heels are not cute.YorozuyaGinSan said: Cute.I don't like a single one of you nobodies so I'm going to join just to prove I can outdeprive myself even among the most deprived.  Does this look cute to you? I did not think so buster. Champions are not cute, only the meek can be called cute. |
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| LogFapper reporting for duty! |
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| You're all going to lose |
Rorschach said: I'm going to have my boo break your back and make you writhe in your own phallic discharge.You're all going to lose |
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| why is my dick in my hand? |
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YorozuyaGinSan said: Rorschach said: I'm going to have my boo break your back and make you writhe in your own phallic discharge.You're all going to lose We'll see about that mister  |
| Roll me one up homie. I mean sign me up homie. |
Rorschach said: YorozuyaGinSan said: I'm going to have my boo break your back and make you writhe in your own phallic discharge. We'll see about that mister Does this look like a game to you? Don't bring your chump late night madhouse schlock in here and act all tough like you can ball with the big kids. Date would laugh if he saw you like this. |
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YorozuyaGinSan said: Rorschach said: We'll see about that mister Does this look like a game to you? Don't bring your chump late night madhouse schlock in here and act all tough like you can ball with the big kids. Date would laugh if he saw you like this. Everything is a game to me :3 |
| Don't even try to front like that, you're just talking reckless we'll see come the time you give in to carnal desire. |
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