Now i have seen everything

It would go like this:

Can I assist you in finding a product today, sir?
Oh, you are interested in our foreskin products? Let me show you what we have in Stock. We have a regular and a large sized faux skin, they come in 2 shades. I've heard great things about foreskin restoration. I've had several men tell me it's made a huge difference in their sensitivity levels. Oxballs is a sturdy brand. We carry their cock rings and we've had no complaints from men who often break cock rings accidentally. If you have any questions or would like me to take the product out of the box for you so you can feel its texture, just let me know! My name is Pinky by the way. I'll check on you in a bit.
Great reply I like it!!!
 
Then if he showed an interest I would go pick several types of lube for him to use on the inside so he doesn't get chafing. Maybe ask if he wanted a cooling or tingling lubricant for extra sensation.

It isn't a coincidence that my area manager said I have a reputation for being hard to beat in sales.

But I don't recommend shitty products. I like to get people the best product possible for their budget.l, color preference or size preference.

I'll charm the pants right off of you if you come I to my store. People travel to my store to come see me, have me recommend products, etc. My secret shopper scores are impeccable.
 
You like that your parents decided to mutalate you without your consent?

It's better than being sacrificed to Moloch as an infant...

Seriously, what's done is done, and I doubt that Einstein did the boo-hoo about not having one.
 
I bet those who invented silicone did not envisage half the stuff it would be used for. Was in Black Rabbit the other day and noticed uncircumcised dildos. Then thought, what is the point if the silicone foreskin does not slide up and down.

I didn't get it anyway.
 
Hell no I love being circumcised!!! Ain't no anteater around here!!!

You like that your parents decided to mutalate you without your consent?

What I don't like is people attacking the decisions or appearance of others. There's nothing wrong with how someone looks as they were made, nor is a minor procedure performed with the best of intent a "mutilation".
 
Then if he showed an interest I would go pick several types of lube for him to use on the inside so he doesn't get chafing. Maybe ask if he wanted a cooling or tingling lubricant for extra sensation.

It isn't a coincidence that my area manager said I have a reputation for being hard to beat in sales.

But I don't recommend shitty products. I like to get people the best product possible for their budget.l, color preference or size preference.

I'll charm the pants right off of you if you come I to my store. People travel to my store to come see me, have me recommend products, etc. My secret shopper scores are impeccable.
You madam are a great saleswoman!!!
 
Then if he showed an interest I would go pick several types of lube for him to use on the inside so he doesn't get chafing. Maybe ask if he wanted a cooling or tingling lubricant for extra sensation.

It isn't a coincidence that my area manager said I have a reputation for being hard to beat in sales.

But I don't recommend shitty products. I like to get people the best product possible for their budget.l, color preference or size preference.

I'll charm the pants right off of you if you come I to my store. People travel to my store to come see me, have me recommend products, etc. My secret shopper scores are impeccable.
So, what does your store manager say to you when she walks up and sees you with a customer, and his pants are laying off the the side?
1) Good work, Pinky! I see you have done it again!
2) Pinky, please remember we have a room in the back for that sort of thing.
3) Now that you have his pants off, try a few other products on him for fit.
4) I am sorry sir, we do not sell men's underwear in this shop.
 
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