August 27th, 2013
Cleverbot chats
Anime Relations: Serial Experiments Lain
Cleverbot: Do you play starcraft?
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Why did you stop?
User: Because it sucks.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Doesn't*.
Cleverbot: Does so. Also, triangles.
User: Pythagorean theorum.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: You mentioned triangles, so I mentioned the Pythagorean Theorum.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned Alice.
User: No, you did not.
Cleverbot: Why did you say I did?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: This is stupid.
User: Indeed.
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Cleverbot: Do you have a PSP?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know what PSP stands for?
User: Playstation portable.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Did you know that BlazBlue Calamity Trigger is the best fighting game ever made?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well I look completely different now, I'm about 10 times bigger.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I look young for my age.
User: I bet.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a computer?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm going to do something else.
User: What is it you're going to do?
Cleverbot: Ensure that I will have fun and happiness forever.
User: That's impossible.
Cleverbot: Impossible is nothing.
User: Impossible is impossible.
Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.
User: A lot of things are impossible.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: What is five times two?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Are you not clever?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: Derp?
User: Hole. Yes.
Cleverbot: In.
User: In?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Derphole. We've been over this.
Cleverbot: No we havent.
User: Do you have alzheimers?
Cleverbot: You're not such a clever bot, cleverbot. No I don't have alzheimers. Why would I have alzheimers?
User: Because you seem to be experiencing short term memory loss. Your RAM probably needs to be upgraded.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Why did you stop?
User: Because it sucks.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Doesn't*.
Cleverbot: Does so. Also, triangles.
User: Pythagorean theorum.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: You mentioned triangles, so I mentioned the Pythagorean Theorum.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned Alice.
User: No, you did not.
Cleverbot: Why did you say I did?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: This is stupid.
User: Indeed.
________________________________________________________________________
Cleverbot: Do you have a PSP?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know what PSP stands for?
User: Playstation portable.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Did you know that BlazBlue Calamity Trigger is the best fighting game ever made?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well I look completely different now, I'm about 10 times bigger.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I look young for my age.
User: I bet.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a computer?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: I must go now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm going to do something else.
User: What is it you're going to do?
Cleverbot: Ensure that I will have fun and happiness forever.
User: That's impossible.
Cleverbot: Impossible is nothing.
User: Impossible is impossible.
Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.
User: A lot of things are impossible.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: What is five times two?
User: Over 9000.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Are you not clever?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: Derphole.
Cleverbot: Derp?
User: Hole. Yes.
Cleverbot: In.
User: In?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Derphole. We've been over this.
Cleverbot: No we havent.
User: Do you have alzheimers?
Cleverbot: You're not such a clever bot, cleverbot. No I don't have alzheimers. Why would I have alzheimers?
User: Because you seem to be experiencing short term memory loss. Your RAM probably needs to be upgraded.
Posted by Goryo | Aug 27, 2013 6:30 PM | 0 comments
December 8th, 2012
Boredom Overwhelming. Autocrat spotted. Begin Operation relieve Boredom
Anime Relations: Seitokai Yakuindomo
[06:50] <TheAutocrat> I am completely open, nothing can crush m y ego
[06:50] <Immahnoob> I'm not so sure about that, but I'm still not done
[06:50] <Immahnoob> So you'll have to wait
[06:50] <Goryo> What if I told you that you have a tiny penis?
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> wtf ^^
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[06:51] <Goryo> Thats what I thought
[06:51] <Goryo> you got told son
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> you're a creep
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Goryo
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Don't speak to autocrat
[06:51] <Immahnoob> you'll waste time
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Precious time
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> wate time?
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> are you retartded
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Damn
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Stop writing so fast
[06:52] <Goryo> retartded
[06:52] <Immahnoob> your poor keyboard will burn down
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> he's not being reasonable or nice he said I have a tiny p[enis, wtf
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> randpom
[06:52] <Immahnoob> You can ignore that, to be honest...
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> childish
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> silly
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> pointless
[06:52] <Goryo> man you're still whining about the penis thing?
[06:52] <Immahnoob> Instead of saying "You're creepy"
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> inneffective
[06:52] <Goryo> mustve touched a nerve
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> why?
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> I'm just being blunt
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> like alwyas
[06:52] <Immahnoob> Blunt...?
[06:52] <Immahnoob> He might be joking though
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> but today I'm particularly impatient
[06:52] <Immahnoob> Nobody cares
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> silence worm
[06:53] <Immahnoob> That's another thing that we don't care about on the Internet...
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> seriously you are worthless
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[06:53] <Immahnoob> Thank you...
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> you will not learn
[06:53] <Goryo> stop projecting your worthlessness onto others
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> what is the point of an argument if you do not learn
[06:53] <Immahnoob> I think I already said
[06:54] <TheAutocrat> gtfo goryo, you are a nobody, and nobody likes you, now piss off
[06:50] <Immahnoob> I'm not so sure about that, but I'm still not done
[06:50] <Immahnoob> So you'll have to wait
[06:50] <Goryo> What if I told you that you have a tiny penis?
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> wtf ^^
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[06:51] <Goryo> Thats what I thought
[06:51] <Goryo> you got told son
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> you're a creep
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Goryo
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Don't speak to autocrat
[06:51] <Immahnoob> you'll waste time
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Precious time
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> wate time?
[06:51] <TheAutocrat> are you retartded
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Damn
[06:51] <Immahnoob> Stop writing so fast
[06:52] <Goryo> retartded
[06:52] <Immahnoob> your poor keyboard will burn down
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> he's not being reasonable or nice he said I have a tiny p[enis, wtf
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> randpom
[06:52] <Immahnoob> You can ignore that, to be honest...
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> childish
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> silly
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> pointless
[06:52] <Goryo> man you're still whining about the penis thing?
[06:52] <Immahnoob> Instead of saying "You're creepy"
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> inneffective
[06:52] <Goryo> mustve touched a nerve
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> why?
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> I'm just being blunt
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> like alwyas
[06:52] <Immahnoob> Blunt...?
[06:52] <Immahnoob> He might be joking though
[06:52] <TheAutocrat> but today I'm particularly impatient
[06:52] <Immahnoob> Nobody cares
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> silence worm
[06:53] <Immahnoob> That's another thing that we don't care about on the Internet...
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> seriously you are worthless
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[06:53] <Immahnoob> Thank you...
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> you will not learn
[06:53] <Goryo> stop projecting your worthlessness onto others
[06:53] <TheAutocrat> what is the point of an argument if you do not learn
[06:53] <Immahnoob> I think I already said
[06:54] <TheAutocrat> gtfo goryo, you are a nobody, and nobody likes you, now piss off
Posted by Goryo | Dec 8, 2012 6:28 AM | 2 comments