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Epic quotes from epic men!

LADD RUSSO


- You are my absolute favorite people to kill! You are so beautifully amazed when you die! Especially when I squish your brains, between my fingers, LIKE A FREAKING SAUSAGE!

- Thank you! Fuck you! A villain has arrived!

- It's guns! I love guns!... Machine guns? That's even better! This could be fun! Sounds like death, and danger! Daaanger, daaaaanger... What's happening in the dining car? Is there blood? Who's killing who? Where did they get shot? I have to see! Things are really starting to get EXCIIITING! Yes! Yes yes yes! YES YES YES YES YES!

- Too bad. You were so close, but you couldn't figure out how to talk to me after all... I can't let a look like yours go unanswered. You're just so sure I won't do THIS! [shoots some kid in the face, point blank range, with a shotgun]

- Depending on your request, whether I will laugh or get angry, that will decide your lifespan, boy.

- Hey Uncle, there's a special type of people I especially like to kill, unrelated to whether they're strong or weak... The ones I kill, the ones I have fun in killing, are those who feel completely safe. You know, thinking they are in a completely safe place, not thinking in the least that they might die the next moment. People like that... in other words, Uncle, people like you!


CLAIRE STANFIELD


- This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm watching. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist either. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative; I just can't imagine myself dying. In other words, there is no way this world can completely disappear. But if I die, then everyone will disappear. I am the only one in this world who won't disappear. The rest are just people I see as if in a dream.

- I won't die no matter what. That's what I believe, so stay silent and believe in me. I am a guy who will never die.


ISKANDAR! KING OF CONQUERORS!


- It's my style to simply take what i want. After all i'm Iskandar... King of Conquerors.

- What's the point in having some drinking cup conquer the world for me? Conquest is a dream i'll entrust to myself.

- The king does not sacrifice anything. It is the country and the people that sacrifice themselves for the king. Absolutely not the other way round.[...]We are heroes because we are tyrants. However Saber, if a king regrets his rule or it's conclusion, that king is nothing but a fool! Worst than a tyrant.

- If the end was brought about by my decisions and the way my subjects lived, then i will accept it's destruction as inevitable. I shall grieve. And i shall weep. But i shall never regret! Let alone undo it! Such a foolish act would only mock all who fought with me to build my empire!

- A king without greed is even worse than a figurehead!

- A king must be greedier, laugh louder, and be more furious than everyone else. He must exemplify the extreme of all things, including good and evil. That is exactly why his subjects envy and adore him. And why the flame of wanting to be like the king can burn in the hearts of every civilian.

- You saved your subjects, but you never led them. You never showed them what a king should be. You abandoned your men when they lost their way. Alone and untroubled, you followed your own pretty little ideals. Thus, you are no true king. You are but a little girl, bound by the false idol of a king who serves others but not himself.

- I can make this world real because it still exists within the hearts of ALL of us! Behold my peerless army![...]These legendary heroes remain loyal to me! My bond with them is my greatest treasure, my path of kingship! The ultimate Noble Phantasm that I, Iskandar, possess: IONIAN HETAIROI!

- A king must live a life more vivid than any other and be a figure for all to admire! The king is the one who collects the envy of all his heroes and stands as their guide! Therefore, the king is not alone. For his will equals that of all his followers combined! Annihilate them!!!

- Glory lies beyond the horizon. Challenge it because it's unreachable. Speak of conquest and demonstrate it. For the sake of my subjects who watch behind me!


GILGAMESH! KING OF HEROES!


- My treasury houses, holds only the finest, whether it be drinks or weapons.

- Quit making distinctions, mongrel. The premise of having to fight for the Grail already makes no sense to begin with. The Grail already belongs to me. Every single one of the world's treasures trace their origin back to my treasury[...]The wealth in my treasury has long since surpassed my own knowledge. But the fact that it's treasure is enough to make it mine. And anyone who would take it for themselves... is nothing but a brazen thief.

- But i administer my judgement to thieves who are after my treasures. It's a matter of principle.[...]MY law that I set down as KING.

- It doesn't matter. You break the law, and i punish you. There is no need for discussion.

- I've decided Rider. I shall kill you myself.

- She calls herself a king and is praised by everyone as such... yet she says that she "laments" it? HAHAHA! How can i possibly keep a straight face?! HAHAHAHAHA!

- Did you hear that, Rider? The things this little girl who calls herself King of Knights is saying? "The country i offered my life to", she sais! HAHAHAHA!

- *Giggles* Well, it's just that your anguished face was quite the sight to behold. It's just like the face of a virgin deflowered in bed. Exactly what i like.


DAI-GURREN BRIGADE!!!


- The two paths between human and beast, intertwine to create the path of the spiral! Piercing destiny as yesterday's enemies, creating a new path with these hands! THE UNION OF FATE! GURREN LAGANN! ORE WE DARE DATTO OMOTTE YAGARU?!

- Whether it's laughable or irrational! This is the path that ALL great men walk! If there's a wall in our way, we'll destroy it! If there's no road, we'll pave it with our own hands! The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames! The perfect fusion: GURREN-LAGANN! Who...all of you...the hell do you think we are!?!

- Even if we were to be enslaved in the galaxy's cycle of rebirth, the feelings that we're left behind will open the door! Even if the infinite Universe were to go against us, our burning blood will cut through fate! We'll break through the heavens and dimensions! We'll show you our path through force! TENGEN TOPPA, GURREN LAGANN!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!

- Mark my words this drill will open a hole in the universe, and that hole will be a path for those behind us. For the dreams of those who have fallen, for the hopes of those that will follow. Those two sets of dreams weave together to form a double-helix. Drilling a path to tomorrow! THAT IS TENGEN TOPPA! THAT IS GURREN LAGANN!! MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!


THE JOKER - Movie


- Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you? Huh? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

- Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

- I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me [...] Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

- Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say… Ah, come here. When I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know… You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!

- See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite…and gunpowder…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!

- How about a magic trick? [pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table] I’m gonna make this pencil… disappear. [Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who pushes his face into the pencil and kills him] Ta-daa! It’s… gone!

- [Joker opens his coat to reveal setup of grenades on a string, which he starts to tug] Now, let’s not *blow* things out of proportion here…You know what? You let me know when you start taking things a bit more seriously. [takes out Joker card and sets it on the table] Here’s my *card*.

- Gambol: You think you can just come in here and take our money?
The Joker: Yeah.

- Let’s turn the clocks back. A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your – did your balls drop off? Hmm?

- [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... [Batman slams a fist down on Joker's hand; pause] See?

- Grumpy: I’m bettin’ The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no. I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver? [a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]

- Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

- Why so serious?


The Joker - Games
Yep, definitely different jokers


- Hey Bats, go easy on him, hmmm? For me...? Oh hell, why do I care? Do your worst!

- I want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know, watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh, yes. Attack of the stupid bungling idiots who can't find an bigger idiot running around dressed like a bat! Now get to it!

- Come on boys! He's just one man! One man dressed like a lunatic and armed to the teeth. [laughs]

- Ding d-ding, dong! Joker here! Here's what's new in the asylum... Some idiot is running around the asylum, dressed like a bat...! I know! Crazy! He should be considered costumed and dangerous. [laughter]

- Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.

- Killer Croc: I've got your scent, Batman! I'm going to hunt you down.
[gets shocked]
Killer Croc: A toy collar won't stop me from killing you, Batman. I'm going to rip you apart, eat your bones.
The Joker: That reminds me, I really need to get some new shoes.

- Poison Ivy: You will pay, Batman. For hurting my babies.
The Joker: Oh God... Does she ever stop going on about those plants of hers?
Poison Ivy: When I finish with Batman, I'll be coming after you, Joker!
The Joker: Will you really. Well, that's gratitude, isn't it? Women! You give'em presents, experimental chemicals and nice costumes and they still turn on you.

- Oooh! What did you sneak in, Bats? You can tell me. Batarangs? Batclaws? Batsnacks?

- Need to take my temperature? I'd be happy to drop my pants.

- The Joker: Now look at what you've done!
Scarface: ME? It was YOUR plan, yah goofy clown!
The Joker: That's it! I'm sending you back to the Ventriloquist where you belong!

- Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. Watch me kill your favorite cat.

- Batman: Every decision you've ever made ends in death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again.
The Joker: Think of it as a running gag...

- Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for, how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right, you left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs.

- [Goons talking about the Joker]
Goon 1: One time, Joker even told me to kill my sister.
Goon 2: Really? Whoa! Did you do it?
Goon 1: Sure! I always hated that bitch!
Goon 3: Funny, Joker told me to do the same thing. Except I told him that I didn't have a sister
Goon 1: So what did he say?
Goon 3: Nothing, he just kept telling me to do it.
Goon 2: So what did you do?
Goon 3: Got in my car and ran over the first broad I saw. Told the Joker about it and he started laughing.

(And mooore, basically whenever he guy opens his mouth)


JACK SPARROW


- Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

-Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

- Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

-The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

- Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?

- Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

- Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

- No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

- You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

- Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

- Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

- And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

- Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

- This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!

- Jack Sparrow: We are very much alike, you and I, I and you... us.
Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene.
Jack Sparrow: [sniffs his armpit and looks back] Trifles.

- *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost... [gets splashed by a wave] ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

- Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

- We must fight... to run away!

- Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

- If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket.

- I love those do-the-right-thing-moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

- Take what you can, give nothing back!

(And mooore. Basically whenever the guy opens his mouth.)