Ways to say how much you want to fuck someone..

I wouldn't want to fuck her/have sex with her, i would rather make love to her.

You don't you get to know her and fall in love.

Then you make make mad passionate love to each other.

Imagine said:

And people say romance is dead...

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I fancy you ! (Is this a rather old English phrase that I admire you and worship you but I want to f..k you?)

I like to go to "cottage" with you. (Again, is this another English phrase meaning I want to f..k you)

The second phrase truly applies in real life. When I first met my ex, she always said let's go to cottage on Thursday aftern:nanner:oon or on the weekends.

I was clueless until I went there. Then I know she meant to f...k !:nanner::hatsoff:

Why bother telling her?

Just slip her a rufie and go to town!

"Oh no he di-int!"

-cs™

That's not funny Smitty.

fresno said:

That's not funny Smitty.

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No, it's not funny at all. But it's good that people like that show themselves and not hide in the shadows.