My name is Mortamon Saturn. I’m [REDACTED] years old. My house is in the southern section of France, where all the lizards and the """chocolatines""" are, and I am not married. I work as a priest of the Holy Plum and as a content creator™, and I stay home every day 23 hours and 59 minutes at earliest.
I don’t smoke or drink, but I occasionally play Sonic 06. I’m in bed by 12 AM, and make sure I get less than eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having an entire barrel of plum juice and doing about five microseconds of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems staying awake until morning. Just like a college student, I wake up stressed and half-dead in the morning. I was told I'm too short at my last check-up.
I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like gaming or tweeting, that would cause me to lose brain cells at night. That is how I deal with sausagessociety, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I would(n't) lose to anyone.
ゴゴゴゴ
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