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"They said i was mad; I said they were mad; damn them, they outvoted me"

"Yoda: The other side is dark.. very dark. Obiwan: Quit whining and eat your toast already."

A good discussion is like a mini-skirt. Short enough to retain interest, but long enough to cover the subject.

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be considered a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel its warmth."

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?