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This is the eight-hundred-forty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We arrive with Topaz and Riri still at the library. Fortunately a pink-haired meganekko is standing by.*

: Uuu, I'm still really nervous about this.

What's there to worry about? Didn't you check with your talking cat to see if you were able to do the interview?

: I did, and Mashirou gave me the alright. Something about no one is going to read the blog at all anyway.

I find that offensive! At least one person will read it!

: Yeah, but Zettai already knows about the secret identity. It's not like it'll be found out or anything.

I suppose that's true. But this is the internet we're talking about! We're bound to have someone find it and send it around!

: I highly doubt that. Besides, she's allowing you to talk about you. Isn't that what you want?

I do want to talk about her, but knowing it will only happen because I'm so unpopular makes me feel defeated.

*The meganekko pats Topaz's head.*

: It is alright, Topaz. I am still excited to hear what you have to say about me.

Thank you... *sniff* both for the reassurance and allowing me to talk about you. There are times when a girl gives permission but then gets second thoughts during the actual blog.

: And do you know why that is?

... Because I forget to mention that the girl's ass will become much, much bigger?

: That's not it, though I suppose it happens in some cases. You don't even inform them of how huge their asses will become either! No, what I was going to say was that you take too long to write between blogs and thus forget that you already gave permission.

Hey, I don't take that long before blogs! I work hard on them all week!

: Yeah, but sometimes you still have to wait over a week to write dialogue. This causes you to forget what you said previously due to you being so forgetful. You need a better work ethic, though I suppose too much and you'd stop doing blogs. Then you'd have to get a real job.

Oh no, anything but that!

: Er....

*The meganekko is cutely raising her hand.*

Yes, our little Strawberry Shortcake magical girl?

: I don't get the reference, but I heard something about p-p-posteriors becoming larger-

Yes, and you can call it an ass you know.

: N-n-no way! I could never say something like that, as it is far too vulgar! And to think that you would have my backside grow as well, all because you talk about it!

Certainly! But you shouldn't be embarrassed about it, as bigger asses are sexier!

: Maybe she's thinking that it's like how plants grow when you talk to them. But let's hope you're not filling the girls full of “carbon dioxide” either...

That would be more methane, and only for Zettai's girls after all. But you shouldn't worry about it. It might even help out being a magical girl!

: Help out being a magical girl?

*She thinks of her magical alter ego running towards a building.*

: Don't worry, as I shall surely save you all!

*However, her ass is slightly bigger and as such she can't get through the gate, getting stuck and shaking her ass.*

: Oh no! Now people will be calling me PEACH Blossom as my ass is showing!

*As a result she fails to save everyone and various newspapers with headlines like “Townsfolk question poor salvation by Magical Girl”, “More like Berry Bl-ASS-om! The truth behind the incident!”, and “Doctors say spinning newspaper headlines may cause headaches.*

: Noo! Now I'm poor and downtrodden, I'll never be able to serve justice!

*Her imagination is cut short by Topaz.*

That sounds very sexy, but don't worry. I imagine you'll be able to become used to the size of your ass, and as a result you'll be able to swing it like a weapon!

: A-A-a weapon?! Magical girls don't use those!

Nonsense as there are occasional ones with swords. Like Rayearth or Cure Sword!

: And don't you use a wand or something anyway?

: That's just to use magic from. It's completely different.

Then use your fat ass as a way to defeat non-magical opponents. Sit on criminals instead of tying them up!

: Uuuu... If I were to consider that, crime might end up going UP...

Perhaps, which being fair sounds a little sexy. Not because of the criminals, but I wouldn't mind having a fat ass sit upon me...

: Get a hold of yourself (and not in a perverse way either, idiot!). Besides you still have to ask her properly!

But she already gave permission! Well, I suppose that was before I told her about the issues with her ass becoming larger. So what do you say about that then?

*The pink-haired meganekko thinks for a bit.*

: Well, I am not keen on having my backside grow. But I can tell that talking about me is very important to you. As such, I will allow you to talk about me, so go ahead as I look forward to helping you out.

That's a relief, especially because I won't have to look for another meganekko for Fall.

: Especially because you didn't watch that one Jump manga with the sexy grandma everyone seemed to.

True, but I doubt I missed much. Besides, there was Yuika from Shiny Colors, though she does have the issue with her glasses when on stage.

: Oh? Does she not wear them?

Slightly better, as she wears a monocle with an odd nosepiece. Granted it's better than nothing, but it's silly and I would have liked actual glasses instead.

: I see... But you do not need to look at one of those girls, Topaz! I allow you to talk about me, s-so go right ahead!

I'm glad to hear that, so let's get started! But first, I have to introduce you by saying...



: You know what, that name is fairly silly. No offense meant.

: N-no offense meant? That sounded like nothing but o-offense!

: I didn't mean it in a mean-spirited way or anything. I mean that it's funny how you're named after two Cures!

Two Cures?! Gosh Bill, how come you get to be named after two Cures?!

: E-eh?! I'm even more confused... You even said my name...

Sorry sorry, it's a silly meme. That said, it is even funnier if since both Berry and Blossom are cool Cures. Well, Blossom is shy but still I like her.

: Even the “Peach” in her imagination is yet another Cure name!

That it is, and Love is awesome too!

: I-I'm still confused, but I agree that love is an important emotion! I love justice and serving my city!

*She stands bravely and with vigor.*

: E-even if I'm still relatively new at this whole thing...

Don't worry as we understand. That said, what should we call you?

: Eh? What do you mean?

Well, I don't remember if your name was officially used in the series or not. You were always referred to, at least in the anime, as “Berry Blossom”. At least as far as I can remember.

: Though as we've mentioned before Topaz's memory is spotty.

What are you talking about? That didn't happen at all!

: Take a look for yourself!

*Riri holds the script in front of Topaz.*

Ah....

: Sometimes I wonder what you would be like if it wasn't for me being your assistant...

Well, I will say that it would be a much different series and I might not have done it as long. Still, I'm always glad to look at girls, be it new or old!

: I thank you for looking at me in particular. As for my name... Perhaps using my last name “Noichigo” would be best...

That makes a lot of sense, Noichigo. But I will say that you're not from Tokyo Mew Mew!

: Eh? I-I mean I'm not...

Because you're NO ICHIGO! HA! Though being fair she was probably the least interesting girl and had too much focus. I blame love triangles and such...

: So Berry Blossom is better?

I mean Noichigo is a meganekko. That much should be obvious, and I was making a joke.

: Phew... That is a relief. I thought you really didn't like me.

My apologies as I do like you, so don't worry about that! I apologize for my bad jokes, as they are likely to continue to come.

: He is certainly full of them...

: Do not worry as I understand. Regardless I thank you for introducing me.

But of course! And as always we can't forget about talking about your name either! Though I suppose I don't know as much as with other girls, as you don't have etymology like the other girls can.

: I blame her show not being as popular as others.

A shame as she deserves more love! Both Noichigo and her show, even if Chizuko is the main star. That said, i can't get too distracted. Apparently “Kaju” is like “Caju” which is the Portuguese word for “Cashew”, and “Noichigo” seems to have “ichigo” right in the middle which is “strawberry”. No wonder she's “BERRY” Blossom with the strawberry hat.

: Are you saying that my name had something to do with my magical girl outfit?

It seems to, at least to me. Granted these aren't official reasons for her name, and I have to rely on other sites for that. There's a possibility that MAL is wrong and her name is “Yoshihisa” as well! Man Berry Blossom's name is surprisingly complex...

: Maybe if you learned Japanese it wouldn't seem as big of an issue!

Yeah... But I'm too lazy and you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

: I have confidence in you! Wait, is this why you wanted to call me “Noichigo”.

One reason, and because “Noichigo” is quite fun to say. That said, now that we've gone over your name how about we talk about you?

: But of course, as I am looking forward to hearing what you have to say!

Glad to hear it!

*With that Topaz begins Noichigo's blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Noichigo does decently when it comes to this area, even if I'm not normally into pink hair. Luckily she has pink hair in both forms, and unlike a lot of recent Pink Cures the anime doesn't revolve around her. The pink is a nice color and fits well with her red and white outfits, especially her cute strawberry hat as Berry Blossom. Speaking of her hat she can seem to pull anything out from it, including things such as space heaters or a thermos. While I don't know the manga, I've seen people mention that she's more strawberry blonde in civilian form in it (pun not intended). As far as Noichigo's style goes, it looks really good on her as she has either a braid or two when Berry Blossom. It fits her pretty well I think. She also has an ahoge and two bangs that stick out from the sides in a silly fashion, and speaking of her bangs they are mostly M-shaped but the middle has some crossover which is cute. Her sides look pretty good as well, even if they seem somewhat shorter as Berry Blossom. Still, the length is rather nice as her hair reaches about mid-back which is a good length. She even has the ability to move her braids around, which she may not even be conscious about. Overall Noichigo's hair looks really great, as braids fit her really well and her hat is really cute. The pink color works well, but I do like darker colors as mentioned many times before.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Noichigo has rounded eyes which fit with her kind, heroic personality. There's also three eyelashes on top, with some smaller ones on the lower lid though the corners of her eyes could be a bit more emphasized. The main uniqueness of Acro Trip is with the pupil itself. She has a cute green gradient which looks pretty good and allows her to stand out, and like the other characters in the series the whites of her eyes are diamonds rather than circles (or at least her and Mashirou are like that, the other characters have other shapes). As for Noichigo's glasses, which it isn't a surprise she only wears them as a civilian it does suck that she tosses them aside during the transformation sequence (luckily they don't make a joke about them breaking, so it's more symbolic). It is a shame as her lower frame blue glasses look cute and I like that they have an oval shape. As far as I can tell she only stared wearing them after meeting Mashirou her magical mascot, but that may just be a coincidence. Regardless Noichigo needs to take better care of her glasses, though her eyes otherwise look pretty good even if they aren't a great color (as far as being generic, as the gradient is a cute effect).
Grade: B-

===Face==
Luckily she does pretty well in this area, as Noichigo has a cute and simple face. I don't mean that in any bad way of course, as she fits with my tastes. The small nose and simple features look really good, and she has some cute expressions as well. I like the curvature of her chin and cheeks as well, with a somewhat smaller lower portion but it looks cute. Overall not much to bring up when it comes to this area, but Noichigo does fit well with my tastes.
Grade: B+

: Au au au....

*Noichigo has spiral eyes, confused at all the words Topaz has said.*

Something the matter?

: Maybe she's flustered because you used too many English words.

I don't think that's the case, as even if it's written in English it should automatically translate and be able to communicate with her.

: Oh no, it's just that I have not heard someone praise me so much! Thank you for the kind words!

*Noichigo bows to Topaz.*

: I also apologize for my method of magical transformation...

It's alright, I understand that a lot of magical girls don't wear glasses. Sadly. Those that do are rare, but I do take offense to you throwing them away!

: At least she's wearing them, even if the disguise is almost Clark Kent-like in appearance. At least as far as hiding with glasses.

I mean I'm not complaining, as they are cute glasses she wears. They go well with her eye color, even if green isn't the best but it contrasts fairly well with her pink hair and red hats. While I tend to not like eyelashes Noichigo's are alright too, and I like the unique diamond in her pupil too. It gives the art style a cool look.

: Thank you for liking my eyes, even if you like me with glasses more.

But of course! And being fair since I don't think you wore them before becoming a magical girl I am still thankful!

: Because she can be the meganekko for the season, even if only partially?

Exactly! But as good as Noichigo's eyes are, it's not the only good thing about her face.

: Ah yes, you did mention that you liked my face as well. A simple one, I think.

Exactly, though I mean that in a good way of course! Your features are small and lovely, looking pretty nice for my tastes.

: Your hair is even impressive, as Topaz doesn't normally like pink hair.

: He... doesn't?

I've warmed up to it, like with red eyes though not as much as those. I do like the look of it as it's a very berry-like color, and speaking of Berry Blossom I like the cute hat you wear as well as the ability to pull almost anything out of it.

: Of course, as a magical girl needs to be prepared for any sort of emergency!

: Though speaking of fruit, it looks like your peach has grown quite a bit...

*Riri pokes Noichigo's bigger ass, which was starting to burst through her skirt. The magical girl is flustered and turns around, showing off her enormous cheeks that her hands are unable to cover.*

: H-hey, don't poke my bottom!

You might be named after berries, but it seems you've got quite the pumpkin in back!

: Gurururu....

*She grumbles to herself with a cute, memetic face.*

Man, I have not seen that type of face in years...

: I thought it was “Gununu”.

Fair point, but regardless I'm glad to talk about Noichigo and make her happy. But we're not done yet!

: As long as you won't be pointing out my b-backside I should be fine...

Well then, I have some bad news. But good news for my readers!

*Noichigo is surprised as Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly there isn't too much information about Noichigo, and this isn't too perverse a series which this blog dislikes. I like seeing girls show off, being proud and such! The only measurement we have for her is that she seems to be 158 cm, which isn't too bad. Noichigo does have a fairly slender body, befitting a girl her age (even if I'm not quite sure how old she is, but she seems to be a teen). She doesn't show off too much, but it isn't that kind of show. A shame Berry Blossom wears frilly bloomers as well, hiding her ass as that would have been worth a mention! Still, it's not like Noichigo is bad overall, with a slender body and one that appeals well but she just doesn't show off enough or have enough official detail to get much better.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As mentioned previously Noichigo is on the slender side, which works well with her body. She doesn't even have too much of a curve, though I suppose that isn't too surprising as it seems most girls are slender in this series (at least as far as the anime is concerned). Nothing wrong with that though, even if she doesn't show off too much. Still, overall Noichigo does pretty well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Noichigo does somewhat decently here even if she doesn't have a lot of variety. Sure she has some cute and fitting casual outfits, dressing fairly well and looking good, but nothing really stands out (though she does seem to have a few sweaters). She also has a green school uniform, but it's a somewhat generic even with the red necktie. We seen her as Berry Blossom more, I think, which means she's wearing a magical girl uniform. It is at least a cute one, with a tight white top, long red gloves with a puffy forearm, red collar with pink ribbon and long strands, red corset, and fluffy skirt with foot-strap pantyhose underneath. Sadly as mentioned Berry Blossom wears frilly bloomers which hides her lower half and is unfortunate. She also has a magical wand, though a specific one isn't required as she bought them in bulk in one episode after it gets stolen. Overall Noichigo does alright when it comes to this area but she could use more variety. It's possible I missed something in the manga though, so this is only going by the anime.
Grade: B-

*After hearing what he had said, Noichigo lets out a sigh.*

: To think that I would give permission to let you talk about me. I'm glad that Mashirou mentioned that this shall not get out there too much, as you've said a lot of embarrassing things...

There shouldn't be anything embarrassing as I talk about the same sort of thing I usually do. And being fair you'd do much better if you were as big as you are now, and if you showed off too!

*Noichigo is further flustered, but in her embarrassment she turns and tears her skirt. Her ass was becoming way too big for her clothes and she bursts out. She tries to hold her cheeks in, tearing up cutely.*

See? If you were this willing to do fanservice in the anime you'd have a better score!

: But I didn't want to do this sort of thing!

: It's not that kind of series anyway, Topaz. Besides, you shouldn't oogle a girl who is in such a sad position!

Fair point. But I will mention that I appreciate that I do like her slender and somewhat short body. She's also fairly strong, though I suppose it may be her magical powers that allowed this, but she's still very fitting for her age and looks alright.

: I-I'm slender and good? But my ass... It's so huge now! I can no longer save people like... THIS!

*She shakes her ass, jiggling the assflab that her hands are straining to keep inside.*

: Uuuu.... I can't be showing off like this...

Perhaps you should transform into Berry Blossom. Since her clothes are magical you should be able to fit in them.

: Are you saying that I should throw my glasses away to cover my ass?

*Topaz is silent for a moment.*

: Topaz, she asked you a question.

Hold on, I'm trying to convince myself of a reason to allow her to do that... But it seems like a lose-lose situation!

: I understand, but I should still transform...

*With that Noichigo becomes Berry Blossom.*

: Phew... At least now my ass isn't showing off...

Such a shame... But I understand wanting to cover up. Luckily your magical girl outfit is very cute, though most of your outfits are.

: I am glad to hear that, but it seems I did not do very well there.

I blame lacking good variety, which being fair might be different in the manga but I can't be sure. You might show off more in there too, but I don't think that would happen. The series isn't that sort, at least as far as the anime is concerned.

: At least for a Inori Minase character she's relatively slender.

True about that, which is good. Though she isn't a loli, who Inori also voices sometimes, but I'll talk about her voice with her personality which is coming up.

: Oh? You have more to talk about me? And this does not seem as naughty as the previous area either. Go ahead and continue.

If only you knew...

: E-EH?!

*Still, Topaz continues with the blog with Berry Blossom being very confused. However, no one noticed the meganekko watching over them. Well, other than the girl also hiding nearby.*

: And now another flat girl, what's with this Topaz guy anyway? He keeps on ignoring me! Well, I suppose he'll look at seasonal girls and I was already missed. That said, I will get my revenge!

: Ahhh~ Berry Blossom! Today is truly a blessed day to see you~

: Wait a minute, who do you think you are?

: A fan of that magical girl there. I'm Chizuko Date!

: Well then get out of here! I need to enact my plot against Topaz!

: Y-you aren't going to hurt Berry, are you?

: As long as she stays out of my hair it should be fine. Fortunately she seems quite gullible...

: I suppose so. But she's just so CUTE!

*The mysterious girl squees at Berry Blossom's cutness.*

: Do you mind? I have evil plotting to do.

: Fine then. I can't get a good angle of Berry's great ass from this angle anyway. A good shot will surely feed me for weeks!

*Chizuko then left.*

: Finally. Now, let's see what Topaz is getting up to now...

*The camera returns to Topaz, who is just getting started with Berry's next areas.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Noichigo does pretty well in this area, even if she's not one of the two major characters in Acro Trip. We still see a good amount of her, and one of the episodes was about her backstory including finding a talking cat named Mashirou (who is actually a mage who was transformed into an animal for failing). She gets contracted into being a magical girl, being Berry Blossom and facing off against injustice including the resident evil company Fossa Magna. She can only use magic against those that can use magic, but Berry Blossom is still good at fist fighting. She also seems to have a lot of in-universe merchandise, and almost daily footage on the news while protecting the city. Though “protecting” should be in quotations, since as a result of her rampage she might destroy parts of the city. When not being a magical girl she acts like a normal girl, even if she's somewhat of a doormat and goes with the flow if people as her to do something. She likes honey and pancakes, and is a very cute and kind girl in general. Overall a nice girl, though I wouldn't have minded if Noichigo would have gotten more screentime. She's also voiced by Inori Minase who does a good job. Other roles she's done include Hestia from Danmachi, Chino from Rabbit Cafe, Reina from Aharen, and Carol from Symphogear.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Noichigo doesn't show a lot of this, being a very innocent and pure magical girl. She gets flustered thinking Chroma has a crush on her, but she's also oblivious to Chizuko's crush on her as well. Chizuko's admiration of Noichigo is one of her driving forces, though I'm not sure if it's the pure-type of adoration or if Chizuko would get along with Utena from MahoAko besides being magical girl friends. Regardless this is Noichigo's blog, not Chizuko's, and Berry Blossom is much more pure and innocent overall which hurts her a little bit here.
Grade: B-

===Age===
I'm not sure how old Noichigo is, but she still does pretty good here. Considering she looks about Chizuko's age I'd say she's a middle school girl, but she might be in high school. Still, she appears to live alone going by the anime, so it's possible she's older than I know of (though still in school). I'd like a lot more concrete information, but it seems that her only age information is that her birthday is January 5th (so happy recent birthday to her). Overall, Noichigo does decently but more information would be nicer as the art style makes it difficult to know if she's intended to be older or not.
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 70
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And with that Berry's blog is over. What do you think about it?

: Um um... It's still a little embarrassing to hear you talk so vividly about me. But I do apologize about not having a stronger libido!

*She bows cutely.*

You don't need to apologize for that. It isn't that type of show, even if Chizuko has a lot in common with Utena.

: Then again Utena's series is a LOT more perverse...

That's true. But there's nothing wrong with Berry either. She's a great girl, and I found her thinking Chroma has a crush on her further oblivious-ness on her part. In a good way I mean.

: I also apologize for not being older either.

It's alright, as I'm not some “anime fan” who believes that girls need to be of-age to fall for. People can love any type of fictional character, so your low age isn't what caused problems.

: Eh? Then how did I do so poorly?

Well, mainly because I would have liked a more concrete age there. Like if you were 14 or 15 or so, but it is possible for you to be younger. I will mention happy recent birthday though.

: Well, “recent” somewhat. It's been nearly 20 days!

We're that far in the year already? Where does time go...

: You spent it all playing old video games, Topaz.

Fair... But I also won't skimp out on the blog as a result either! I am working hard to tell everyone just how good Berry Blossom is!

: Thank you for the praise, as it reminds me of Chizuko.

But of course! You have a great cute personality, and you work hard to show off your justice and defend the weak!

: That said, she does have issues with collateral damage...

: I-I suppose I do get a little crazy with magic sometimes... But knowing that you appreciate my hard work means so much!

Of course, and I'm certain that many of the people you save also appreciate you!

: All in a day's work, after all!

*Berry stands proudly, with her fist against her chest. However, posing in such a way was too much for her pantyhose, which she was wearing because she was in her Berry Blossom clothing. Her ass had expanded past where it could stay inside her white pantyhose, even bursting off her skirt. As a result Berry's face was as red as her hat.*

: OH NO!

*She attempts to cover up, pulling on her pantyhose but that only makes Berry's huge “fruits” look plumper and more delicious.*

: S-stop staring at my huge backside! I-I can't believe that I even tore my magical pantyhose!

: I can, as it's not the first time...

Certainly, and I apologize for this. But don't worry, as I'm certain that you'll still be able to do your heroic magical girl work again!

: There's no way... With my gigantic ass I'll only get in the way!

*Berry is kneeling on the ground, her massive ass behind her. She is looking in despair, and soon a young girl comes up. Her face is obscured as she talks to Berry, though her brown hair is shown.*

Child: You must be a magical girl! Please, help me, as I was separated from my mommy! Sniff...

: This is no time to be in despair, as this child needs me! So what does your mother look like?

Child: Sniff... She's taller than me, and older... and has... HAIR! WAAAHH!

*The child starts crying her hands over her eyes.*

: Could that be any more vague?

: Quiet, as this girl needs me! I cannot let her down, so let me go off and find her! I'll make sure to find your mother, little girl. So stay with Topaz for me!

Child: Sniff... A-alright...

What am I, a babysitter?

: I shall try to be as fast as possible, so keep her occupied!

*With that Berry leaps down to the library and uses magic to start looking. Topaz sighs from this.*

Well, I suppose that we need to keep her entertained. At least we're in a library with a lot of books and-

Child: Heh heh... Foolish Topaz. You do not know who I am!

: Ominous!

That's true! And why do you sound like a ninja trap too?!

Child: I prefer to think of myself as a female Jump prison escapee, but I understand. After all...

*Before their eyes the girl grows up, as it was all a trick by a certain meganekko.*

: I have you in my grasp now! You're going to be talking about me, whether you want to or not!

: Wait a minute, where was she hiding... THOSE?!

I know who she is, and how she was able to do that. Trust me, it's not good.

: Just be glad that my compressed mass doesn't make my eyes bleed any longer!

As I said, it's not good! That said, it looks like we're going to be looking at this Mysterious girl next time! Let's hope we won't Disappear!

: That's a terrible segue, Topaz.

: I could have really written a better one.

I don't doubt it. But regardless, it's time to end this week's blog. Join us next time as we talk about this meganekko!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, with this mysterious girl who has gotten close to him being the likely subject.*