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This is the eight-hundred-fifty-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin with Topaz still in the large mansion. It is storming outside, and beside him is Ririchiyo, a flat vampire, and bunnygirl witch.*

Hey now! Don't insult Pachira like that!

: I mean she is flat. They weren't wrong.

: You're one to talk.

: I know, but I'm at least PROUD of it! Which you should be too.

: I'm not half as proud of my chest as I am of my enormous ass that was granted upon me by Topaz's blog.

*Pachira then bounces around her cheeks, even bending over and shaking her hips to jiggle her assflab even further.*

: And not because my chest measurement is under half the size of my new gigantic ass either~

: Wow, Pachira! What a gigantic ass you have!

*The mage girl looks with amazement, staring at her ass and getting closer. Ririchiyo pulls her back though.

: My advice will be not to get too close. You don't know when she'll “burst”.

: I am far too refined for what ever naughty thing you are thinking of! To even imagine that I would do such a thing!

Didn't you do it a lot last week?

: C-certainly not! I would never break wind in anyone's face like Zettai!

: That sounds suspicious...

At least she isn't using double negatives like a certain Aikatsu vampire. Granted she only plays as one, but regardless.

*The mage continued to get close to the vampire's enormous ass, which was bigger than either of them was tall. She has her plump cheeks poked, jiggling the assflab and showing off it's springy bounciness.*

: H-hey! Don't poke my ass like that! That is only for my boyfriend!

Sounds sexy!

: A huge ass like that, AND a boyfriend?! Topaz's blog really has it all!

I hold no promises that you will get a boyfriend. Though with Pachira it's more of a slave to her ass.

: He enjoyed his time with me~

I'm not surprised. But today is a day for someone else.

*The mage girl gasps.*

: You mean me, right? Right?!

I don't see any other girls around here, or at least any that I haven't already talked about. Plus it's still storming outside, so it's not like I'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

: Wasn't she the one who caused the storm?

: I mean I can cause the storm, but I can't exactly get it to stop. Eh heh heh~

*She does the sweat drop with arm behind head pose, nervously laughing to herself.*

I suppose that we shouldn't be surprised, but luckily that gives me a chance to talk about you!

: Awesome and amazing! I will love to be talked about, but are you sure you want to talk about me?

But of course, as even if I don't remember the show too well I want to finish off the main four girls. Plus, as you can see with Pachira your ass will grow to an enormous size!

: But of course! Though I highly doubt that your ass will equal mine~

*Pachira proudly shows off her enormous PaCHEEKras, jiggling her ass more while taunting her friend. She even bends forward a bit, mooning and bouncing her plump cheeks.*

: We'll see about that! I want you to talk about me and have me grow to such a huge size so that I can get my own boyfriend!

: I remember when having the girl's ass wasn't something she wanted...

Being fair it was somewhat recent, but regardless all girls should desire big sexy asses!

: Yeah!

*She cheers with her arm up in the air.*

That's some good enthusiasm, which makes me happy even if I know my writing talents aren't as great as I would hope!

: That's because you spend all day writing nonsense about anime girls and other perverse things.

I suppose, but that's also what I would want to write about! I still enjoy my blog, and as such let me say that...



: That's me! Uma!

Exactly, as i want to introduce everyone to you. Though I did have to make sure that it was “Uma” and not “Yuuma” which is how one would pronounce it.

: Ah, so that explains the title. “Uma” means horse, while people call aliens and other cryptoids “U.M.A.”s.

Exactly! She's neither horse nor alien!

: Did we really need that title drop to explain her name?

I mean I do always tend to explain names, like with you.

: Don't remind me, as you giggled at the tree I was named after.

: Why would he giggle at a tree? Was it making a good joke?

That's not the reason. It had a very silly name. Unfortunately her name could mean a lot of things, and I mostly got a musician Googling it.

: You should know better than to Google, Topaz. Like most sites that's been turned into a bunch of garbage!

Agreed, boo so many websites becoming awful lately! But let's not get too distracted, as today is Uma's day!

: That's right, though I don't feel my ass getting any bigger...

*Uma pats her behind, which still hasn't grown at all. Pachira places her hand on her friend's shoulder, the other hand in front of her fanged mouth as she snickers smugly to herself.*

: Well, you are but a child. Besides, one cannot be impatient with Topaz's blog, as I'm certainly you shall grow. Not quite as gigantic as I have, but that is to be expected~

: Grrrr! I know I'll grow, and become even bigger than you! Even if I have to use my own magic!

No don't! I mean I wouldn't mind you casting a ass-expansion spell as those are sadly rare in anime, but I don't know how it will work with my blog!

: Indeed, as you might grow so big you won't be able to walk!

: That is a risk I shall have to take! GLUTUS MAXIMUM!

*Uma then casts a spell, with wind circling her body. Magical energy joins and her skirt lifts up, with the camera of course focusing on her ass. However, there was only one effect of the spell (other than showing off her panty-clad ass).*

CLANK

*A wash bin hits Topaz on the head in a comedic fashion, though it still deals 5 damage. It rolls off, allowing the blogger to rub his head.*

OW! Well, at least we won't have to worry about the spell interfering with my blog.

: My apologies...

Don't worry, as I hope you'll be able to cast that spell successfully sometime this blog. That said, I wasn't done with your name.

: But didn't you say that you didn't find anything?

I mean on pages for you, but you seem to be named after the flax seed tree. I do suppose that “Yuma” combines “play” and “real, genuine”, but that's only how it's pronounced and isn't even spelled that way in Japanese.

: I see. Well, I suppose that since you don't know the language you wouldn't be familiar with everything.

Exactly. At least with characters like the Cures or ones who are basically pun names get explained. Sadly you weren't explained like that, so I'll only say things that I found out about.

: I suppose that it is quite fine. But this is only the beginning of the blog!

That's certainly true, and I haven't even began with the scoring! That will be when Uma's ass will really get bigger-er, I mean she'll start getting points!

: Hurrah! Points and ass!

I'm glad to hear that you're so excited for the blog! I warn you that it may not be exactly praise worthy.

: ... A-am I not praise worthy?

I mean more because my writing sucks!

: Maybe if you didn't wait too long to write it...

Sometimes life gets in the way. But don't worry, as I will always continue with my blogs! And speaking of which, let us begin Uma's blog proper!

: Yay!

*She cheers cutely again, not knowing what was to come. And by that I don't mean Topaz's blog, though she certainly didn't know what he was going to say. No, you see outside in the pouring rain a muddy boot hits the road further down. The camera pans upward to reveal a cloaked figure, though the rain was also obscuring her. A pretty voice comes out as she holds up a paper, which is being blown by the wind so she gripped it tight.*

????: Let us see... So the home of ultimate evil is around here somewhere. I can't believe that I would be forced to come out in this kind of weather, but I suppose that corruption won't wait until perfect weather...

*She starts heading towards the house as we return to Topaz just as he's about to begin Uma's blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Uma does fairly decently even if she has some issues here. Fortunately the hair color isn't one of the problems, as she has a pretty reddish brown color to her hair. The style isn't that bad either, sure it is short and that's probably the biggest issue but the bob cut is cute on her. She also has really big antenna, which when combined with her outfit makes her look like a bunny girl at times and they can move with her expressions too. Sadly her antenna is hidden sometimes, but she has a big witch's hat with a face and bunny ears on it too which is also cute. While I didn't know about the series at the time, it is obviously a reference to Dororon Enma-kun's hat. Uma also wears a headband, which seems to bring out her bangs a bit but they are fairly average I'd say. It also makes a small tuft of hair stick out on her right side but her sides are alright at least. Overall longer hair would have certainly helped Uma, but I do like her cute antenna and big hat even if the latter hides the former.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Sadly Uma doesn't do too well when it comes to this area. Green isn't the best color, and as she's on the younger and cuter side her eyes are also tarame. It fits with Uma, even if not with my tastes, though I do like how emphasized her top lid is. Her corner could use a little bit more emphasis though, but it's pretty good still. Her eyes are also shiny and optimistic, being bright and cheery which is very nice, and sadly I don't think she wears glasses at any time (though that may be my poor memory). Still, Uma does decently with her green eyes even if a better color may have fit her, and the shape isn't the best for my tastes but it still fits her quite well!
Grade: B-

===Face==
Fortunately Uma does really well in this area, as she has an extremely cute face. I love her small dot-like nose as that always looks great, and she is often smiling wide but also shows off other expressions which are equally cute. She is very young-looking but that fits well with her, and I'll also mention that she often has oval-shaped blush marks on her cheeks which make her look even younger than usual. That said, overall Uma does really well in this area, having a lot of cute features and appealing well to my tastes.
Grade: A-

: It sounds like you really like me! How wonderful!

: Nonsense as I did much better than you!

*Pachira once again smugly laughs.*

How sexy and ojou-like, fitting your regal personality. But being fair even if Uma didn't do as well as you that doesn't mean that she did bad.

: So you do like me then?

Of course, though I do like the other girls more but that's more personal taste. Uma does have a very beautiful hair color as I like brown, and her big Enma-kun-like hat with bunny ears is really cute too!

*Uma adjusts her hat.*

: Eh heh he~ I'm glad to hear that you enjoy my hair and big hat.

It is extremely fitting for a mage like you, but it also comes with its downsides.

: E-EH?! Downsides?!

Yes! As cool as a big witch's hat is, especially with the cool design, it does hide your hair most of the time too. It wouldn't be a problem if you had longer hair, but not only do you have really short hair but it also hides your cute antenna and hairband!

: So... Is my hat good or not?

I mean it looks cool, and it's not like it's in the way all the time either which is convenient. At least you don't have air flaps, so it's not covering your cooling system.

: W-what?

: Don't confuse her with modern memes, Topaz!

Fair fair. But outside of the short length Uma's hair is pretty good. Your eyes are pretty good too. The color isn't as strong as green is a little overused, and I do prefer tsurime but the tarame shape fits your personality and I like how your corners look.

: B-but shouldn't I get more points then?

: Topaz is a dirty glasses-lover and thus prefers Aiko over other girls.

: That's the reason I didn't do better?

Indeed, but that happens to all girls-

: Enough! You are obviously proving that you dislike me by making me score bad!

Nonsense as I'd never do that! At least to an innocent girl like you as you aren't a villain!

: Then let me cast my truth-finding spell and see for myself! TRUTHSEEKER!

*With that Uma once again casts a spell, though unlike last time when her skirt flies up as she concentrates her cheeks look a lot bigger. Her ass is so big that her panties are wedged deep between her plump ass.*

: It looks like Topaz's blog is doing well in making Uma assy too.

: Wait, what do you mean-oh no, I lost my concentration!

*As Uma couldn't continue with her spell it defaulted to the basic one. Meaning another wash bin slams down on Topaz's head, dealing 5 more damage.*

CLANG

OOF! Why is it always me?!

: You want girls like us to take damage?

Fair point, but I have a blog to do!

: True as you still need to talk about my face!

: Are you really going to let her continue with the blog without punishment?

I mean it's not Uma's fault her spell went haywire. But I will say that her face has a great design. Not only is Uma cute and young-looking, but the art style being cute and her nose being small are all good. I like how well she smiles too, as it's very cute.

: Eh heh he~ Thank you for the compliments...

Of course as you deserve them! That said, we still have a lot more to talk about. As such, shall we continue onward?

: But of course, though I do appreciate you giving me a bigger ass, as I can tell that it is a fair bit heavier and more massive!

Certainly!

: Just make sure that you only raise your skirt from magical means rather than gassy ones.

: Eh? Oh, I think I understand...

*She looks at Pachira's enormous ass.*

: H-hey! If you're going to poke me, you might get harmed by my deadly gas in return!

: Ergh, I don't want that to happen...

Neither do we, as she needs to save those for Zettai. As such let us go back to the blog!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly we come to the areas where Uma's young-looking body doesn't do too well. She has a slim and young-looking body, and she doesn't even have that much of a curve to her waist. I will mention that she shows off her ass on occasion, which helps slightly, but it's not like her ass is that big either. It's a shame, as she would look so good with a bigger ass and the contrast would be even better! She does show off her bare ass in one official image, which is quite nice and caused her to score a little better than originally. Even Uma's legs are fairly straight without much curve, which is another shame! Granted I don't know if calling her “loli” would fit, though she is the most likely candidate in the series, but overall Uma's youthful lack of curves including lacking ass, a nice waist, or even curvy thighs or something!
Grade: B

===Chest===
Uma does slightly better here, as being slender scores fairly well. She has a slight curve but nothing really to point out either. She does seem to “accidentally” insult Pachira over her slim chest, but I want to blame that on Uma being an idiot rather than picking on her friend. Hopefully I'm not missing anything awful about her though, but I don't imagine this is that kind of series. As such overall Uma does alright as far as her chest goes, but I dislike her being mean to her friend.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
Uma doesn't have a lot of variety, though that may just be me not remembering something properly. Her usual outfit is a strapless dress, with a red front and back and blue sides as well as a frilly bottom. It does remind me of a circus performer, but mostly due to the colors. She also has a yellow heart on her chest and yellow ribbons at her hips, what appears to be a fanny pack in back (heh, fanny puns), and while her socks are baggy they seem really short though I do like how she wears a garter on one leg. Uma's detached white collar and bow tie also makes her look like a bunny girl as well, and occasionally she'll wear a cape when she goes out which looks mysterious and cool though it does hide a lot of her body. Uma's swimwear seems to be a white one piece that shows her body fairly well though as mentioned she doesn't exactly have too much of a curvy body due to how young she looks. She also shows off her panties cutely, and she also has cute pajamas as well. That said, as with her body Uma doesn't wear anything too interesting though I do like her normal outfit as it looks kinda cute and fits with her nature. As a result overall she does merely alright when it comes to this area, and it would have been nicer had her ass been bigger so that she could show it off better.
Grade: C

: E-EH?! Why aren't my scores here as good as the were in the previous areas?!

I mean now that I said them they're already done. Thus your body is now a “previous area”.

: What? Er? Huh?

: Don't confuse her more than she already is, Topaz!

Fair point. But I can understand being surprised at how low your scores are. It's not Uma's fault too much either, as it's more that I'm more into curvy girls than slender ones.

: But thanks to your blog I finally have a great and sexy curve! Take a look!

*Uma bends over and shoves her ass towards Topaz's face, with a great camera angle making her already huge ass look even bigger in comparison to the rest of her body. And even then it is apparent that her ass has grown since the last time she showed off, as her ass is so huge that her panties had too much stress placed on them. As such they break in such a sexy angle.*

: See? Each of my cheeks are bigger than my whole head!

: They were already that big prior, and now they're even more plump! Though they still pale in comparison to my enormous ass~

I mean that is an unfair comparison. Much like using your huge size for the blog, Uma. I do appreciate you showing off your bare ass though.

: My... bare ass? Oh no!

*Uma turns red and goes to check her panties, but Topaz covers for that.*

Yeah, there's that one pic of you showing your ass in the bathtub that helped out a bit.

: Oh, I understand! I'm glad that official art helped me out!

Certainly!

: What's most surprising is that it was done by KANEKO HIRAKU. Having a cowfiend like him make an ass picture with two slender girls is almost completely impossible!

That's true as well, but still appreciated! Especially as otherwise Uma's body isn't anything special. She has a decent loli body but not in any particularly interesting way sadly.

: True as I am quite slender. I'm sorry if that offends you...

: Don't worry as flat and assy girls are certainly appreciated! Just look at how that poll your friend did went!

That was certainly a surprise, both the relative popularity and how appreciated flat and assy girls can be!

: So if that wasn't the problem why did I do so poorly?

Again you're not that bad overall. What do you think you are, a video game?

: 7.8 too much water.

Precisely! People keep forgetting that 50% of the scale is AVERAGE! And you still did above average, Uma!

: Not by much, and I'm surprised her chest scored low in comparison.

Being fair there's nothing wrong with Uma's slender chest. It fits with her body shape and it's not like she brings too much attention to herself. The problem is that she tends to mock Pachira for her flat chest which seems a little hypocritical of her. Especially as there's nothing wrong with flat girls!

: I'm glad that you say that.

But of course! Sadly even if I don't mind Uma's body I don't know how well her clothes fit her...

: Quite well! The top stays on perfectly fine!

: You say that, but you flash people whenever you cast spells!

: E-eh?!

It is true, but I don't mean fit her body well. I mean that I tend to think of sexier girls when it comes to bunny girls, and while Uma is a fairly good loli I wasn't too entranced by her. The costume itself is pretty good, and I do appreciate it, but it's a shame she sometimes wears a cloak which covers so much. That's not counting the frilly skirt which hides her ass shape, and her other outfits aren't much better. I may have been a little rough on her there though, and it's completely possible that I missed something as it's been a long time since I saw her series.

: Do not worry, as I'm sure your readers understand you'd rather have a girl in black gothlolita clothes like me over a clown like Uma~

I mean that is true but you are Zettai's girl so I wouldn't take you from him and-

: Grrr, I don't care about that!

*Uma is throwing a tantrum, pouting cutely and stomping the ground.*

: You are going to pay for giving me a bad score!

Oh no, and I'm all out of money too!

: That's because you don't work enough!

I work plenty! But I can understand as I get distracted easily. That said, please don't cast another spell!

: Topaz's one remaining brain cell can only evade for so long!

: I don't care! He deserves this! PAN!

*Topaz covers his head, worried that another wash basin would smack him on the head. After one doesn't come he looks up nervously.*

Eh? Nothing?

: You shouldn't have been so quick to look!

WHAT?

*He covers his head again, but rather than a pan that comes down it was Uma. Her fat ass comes crashing down on him, but luckily he was able to brace himself to not take damage. Still, the mage girl facesits him and even lets out a strong “spell” on Topaz's face.*

BBBBWWWEEEEAAAARRRRTTTTT

*Uma then gets up, embarrassed as to what just happened. Topaz gets up too, coughing wildly.*

Cough cough, just when I finally got my cough gone...

: That seemed more abusive than I expected, though Zettai would enjoy it.

: He'd rather be under my ass. N-not that I would break such vile winds of course!

: This wasn't my intention! I only wanted him to be punished, but I must have slipped my tongue!

Sounds naughty, but I understand. Still, your fat ass certainly felt good and “punishing”. And fortunately I'm not injured and am ready to continue with the blog!

: I hope I do better than with my body!

Agreed, though if you had a facesitting scene like that you would have done quite a bit better. Especially with your current size. But do not worry, as we still have more to go.

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
As with last week don't expect anything in-depth as this is a silly slice-of-life series (even with the dramatic opening). Uma may not be my favorite, but she is still a magician and a cute optimist. Sadly she's not talented, being only third rate or so, and she's known more for her magic show causing her skirt to lift up for pantyshots than for actual magic. The only time she seemed to have good magic is when her allergies were acting up. Still, that doesn't mean that Uma is a bad character as her scatterbrain activities fit well with her youthful personality. She's often cheerful and happy, but not in an annoying way which is fairly fortunate even if she can be a little bit of a troublemaker at times. In her free time she reads romance novels as well. Overall I'd say that Uma is a pretty cute girl, even if she doesn't have a strong nor memorable role in the series unlike the other three girls (though being fair Aiko I tend to remember due to her being the meganekko, and otherwise I don't know if she's too strongly remembered either). Still, she's cute and likable with a good voice. Uma is voiced by Mamoko Saitou who gives her a good voice, and other roles she's done include Tsuyuri from Doujin Work, Mami from Xenoglossia, Nazuna the tall imouto from Working, and Kokage the serious trickster from Sketchbook.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Being fair while it might be more age Uma is still on the younger side. This doesn't mean she doesn't want a boyfriend though, and she even flirts with a boy during the beach episode. It was cute, even if the girls were asked to set him up with a mermaid that rescued them. Still, it shows a fair amount of libido with that type of desire. She also has the yuri-like opening, not to mention some shipping with the other girls I imagine. Overall while Uma could certainly do better she does pretty decently in this area showing interest in getting a boyfriend.
Grade: B-

===Age===
As with the other girls I'm not quite sure Uma's age. While she may not be an immortal vampire, an (admittingly underpowered) android, or even a vampire but it is possible that she's still ageless. She does seem younger, both physically and mentally, compared to the other girls as well. Still, Uma does pretty well overall even if I would prefer older girls but ageless ones are great! Though perhaps I am giving her more points than she may deserve...
Grade: B

Total Grades: 66
Average score: 7.3
Final Grade: B-

And with that the blog is complete!

: I still feel like I should have done better...

I suppose that is fair, as you do have a lot of appealing features but a lot of them have downsides as well. Like with your hat and cloak covering your body and hair. Luckily your last few areas are better.

: Even if it might be fairly obvious that Topaz didn't pay as much attention to Uma as he did the other girls.

I mean that is to be expected, I suppose. Uma didn't have too much character in comparison, and nothing really stood out.

: Hey! I take offense to that!

That is fair, and I will say that I might be more interested in her if I watched it these days. Me in the past is quite different from how I am now.

: True as you're a lot less mamocentric these days.

Exactly. Still, I do feel bad for making you a little lower than you may deserve. I just wish that you had a more defined age, as you are effectively the “loli” of the group I think. Uma seems to be the least mature both in mind and body, but regardless she does seem to be a little young for my tastes. Not enough to be a problem, but I just prefer the other girls more.

: That is not fair!

I mean I can't give all the girls max points or something! I have to be fair and balanced. Your age also causes a little problem with libido, though not too much.

: What's wrong with my libido? I want a boyfriend like the others and I have subtle yuri with them too!

There's certainly nothing wrong with that, though boo overzealous yuri fans. The main problem is that you tried to steal a boyfriend away from someone who was lusting over him. Granted both were only bit parts, but I'm not too into NTR.

: I think that you're being too rough on Uma.

: Yeah, I agree!

That is a distinct possibility, I don't mean to be mean of course. I might even be writing a little more serious than usual, as I blame writing this later than I should. But I apologize for that and for the scores.

: Do not worry, as they are not as bad as they appear. Uma still did fairly well.

: I did?

But of course! As said a “B” isn't bad! I will say again that this is a slice of life series without much plot, other than the four of you being silly together. But it felt like Uma didn't get as much attention as the others. Sure she got the running joke of her magic making her flash her panties. It would be better if they had focused on her ass more, though I can't remember for sure.

: Japan really needs to stop its obsession with panties.

Agreed! More people need to appreciate fat asses like you girls have!

*The camera shows off Pachira and Uma as they press their fat asses together, looking very sexy and huge.*

That said, I do think that PaCHEEKra still outdoes BUMa.

: Was there any doubt~

: Grrr, to think that I would still lose to you! It looks like even with Topaz's blog I'm going to have to cast my spell!

*She gets in a casting pose as Topaz tries to stop her.*

No, don't! We don't know how that magic will react! I'll probably just get washbinned again too!

: Take this! GLUTUS MAXIMUM!

*Uma cast her spell, the magic once again making her dress go up. Granted it's not like she could hide much of her gargantuan ass with her tiny skirt, but it still focused on her plump cheeks. Nothing happened, but Topaz once again gets hit for 5 damage from a wash bin.*

CLANG

OOF! One more of those and I'm going to be saying nonsense!

: Come on, Topaz. You have plenty more HP.

I suppose that is true. But it is still getting annoying.

: I apologize for the bins-wait, consider it a punishment for saying such things about me!

I didn't say anything bad, I don't think! I blame the series having more memorable girls, and you getting left behind in my mind! Your voice is cute though.

: Though it is no surprise her latest spell didn't work. She's such a third rate witch sometimes and-

*As Pachira was talking the vampire girl's ass grows even more gigantic. She falls on her hips, her ass looking even more gigantic as she grows even past three meters. Her legs flail about as she shouts.*

: N-NOOO! I blame you for making me this big, Uma!

*Uma glares to the side and clicks her tongue.*

: That should have been me...

: That's what Zettai is probably saying about the rug that Pachira is on...

I'm sure he'd rather be her panties instead, if she could wear any I suppose. Won't stop him though.

: Ugh, this is so humiliating... I hope that I'm back to normal by next blog!

But you're so sexy and assy!

: I can't walk like this, at least much! And I'm sure we'll have some other visitor soon since you're done with Uma's blog.

: Sadly I am not a good enough witch to keep your ass this gigantic for that long. But regardless, I am thankful for the blog Topaz! I may have been able to get better, but knowing that I'm not forgotten makes me happy.

I'm glad to hear that, and I'm glad you enjoy your new huge ass too!

: But of course! And I'm sure that I will surely get a new boyfriend using it!

Certainly, as smart men wouldn't be able to resist your huge ass and flat upper body! Though Pachira looks even better...

: I do agree with that, but is this really the best time to bring that up?!

I mean your cheeks are bigger than Uma is tall! But now that her blog is over, we should probably be leaving...

: That's what I would like to do, but it looks like it's still storming out.

*The camera shows off the big window, with heavy rain and thunder being seen outside.*

Darn it! All those sayings about April showers when it's MARCH showers that are causing so much trouble! Now what are we going to do.

: I suppose that you can just stay here for the week, then leave next time.

But I like giving a preview for next time, but there's no way that any girl will brave this storm!

*The doors open wide, revealing a cloaked figure silhouetted by the storm outside. She looks very intimidating as she walks inside.*

????: YOU! You must be the great evil in this household!

: Oh no! She's here because Pachira farts to much and it's gone downwind!

: I told you before that I don't “break wind”! Besides, it's your fault that I have this huge ass! She's probably here because we're squatters or something...

????: No, rather I am here for YOU!

*She points at Topaz.*

M-ME?!

????: YES!

*She takes off her cloak, revealing herself.*