Marudase Kintarou

Hey everyone,i'm writing this review after watching this show for the 3rd time today because that's how mindblowing it is,first of all i think it's necessary to state that i,a straight male despise yaoi as much as the jews despise kanye west rn,but even with so much hatred for a genre, i was starstruck by this piece for,the gay agenda it depicts is only but a farse for the fools to boggle over.With the true meaning in this piece being the canvas of human greed,and how ultimately love prevails even in literally impossible situations but so much more as well.Starting the show we see this ... naive,innocent boy who,somehow inherited this fancy academy(and i assume this academy is inherited for he is only but an innocent man who is yet,to see the world for what it truly is),just trying to live a peacefull school life,getting sexually harrased by this man who intends to make him his husband by force,as most of you probably presumed this was just a dumb gay rape scene ,but on the very contrary this shows how human kind from the very beggining is bound to seek pleasure and power from causing pain and humiliation onto others,because what is scarier to a man then being publicly humiliated losing the one thing the mankind needs the most?(pride),but as the villain is almost inserting his dick into the director(signifying corruption,for the director has yet to be corrupted by the filth of humanity)his boyfriend comes in like batman when arkham needs him the most and inserts his own dick down the villains ass,signifying that you never do to others what you do not wish for yourself.These attacks happens a couple more times on the show each one signifying human greed in a different light ,the second one being how the mc is gonna be"eaten"meaning that the enemy intends to eat his pride away and what is a prideless man but an empty shell fit for manipulation,and the third one being when this man who copies kintarou down to the tee,and the director fails to identify who the real one is,meaning that his love was not deep enough for, if you truly love somebody,the physical aspect is nothing but a carrier to what truly matters,the heart.After that kintarou gets kidnapped and this is where you really see the character development as kintarou ,the hero who saved the director countless times,is being now rubbed by another dick and can't do anything about it.Even i!an expert at human behaviour could have not seen this coming as to when this coward joke of a man only option is to cower and run,he faces his fears and consequently makes kintarou defeat his enemy with,surpsisingly enough ,only words stating that"even if i dick you down,it won't mean nothing,as there is no love" this ladies and gentleman,needs absolutely no explanation as it is the truest thing in life.LOVE ALLWAYS WILL PREVAIL.
Thank You.

What the hell did I just watch?

Marudase Kintarou is weird in every sense of the word. It's so unimaginably ridiculous, illogical and stupid that it makes you question why someone decided to create this. The movie starts with a disclaimer saying that there are going to be some indecent/vulgar expressions ahead, and oh boy, they certainly weren't kidding! For the next 9 minutes, I got to witness some of the most absurd things I have ever seen in my life.

The "story", if it can be called so, centers around Makoto, the chairman of Onodera Academy (the school building is shaped like a dick by the ... way) and Kintarou, his childhood friend. After being friends for so long, Makoto and Kintarou have grown affectionate feelings for each other and started dating. However, the staff of a certain academy (I don't remember their fucking name) want to tear them apart and marry off Kintarou. So they think of various ways to sexually harass Makoto and make Kintarou their own.

The first segment of the "movie" shows Makoto being tied down naked in front of everyone in the school. And as everyone's watching, an old looking dude (he's the principal, I guess?) decides to stick his "little guy" in Makoto's butt. But fear not, as Kintarou is here to save the day! This sexy half-naked ninja uses his stellar acrobatic skills and his "divine sword" to defeat the old guy, and resques Makoto from his hands!

I wish I was joking.

Like this first segment, the entire movie is an absolute clusterfuck. Things just happen here one after another. But why do they happen? For what reason do they happen? Who the fuck knows? Well, I sure don't.

There are three other "story" (again, if it can be called so) segments in the movie, which are almost as nonsensical as the first one. In terms of ridiculousness, the last segment easily takes the cake, though. That really says something, doesn't it?

The animation was okay. Nothing too spectacular, nothing too horrible; it was perfectly average. But to be honest, the dick censors were kinda funny. The background music was basically nonexistent, but the ending song was not so bad. Though, I'm certainly not a fan of the "video" (it was just an image) accompanied by it, that showed Makoto and Kintarou being "lovey-dovey" with each other.

Last but not least, my enjoyment of this piece of work. I typically enjoy absurd stuff quite a bit, but only if it's done right. I mean, Plastic Neesan is mostly absurd and pointless, but it's still really hilarious because the absurdity is done a tasteful way. Does Marudase Kintarou do it tastefully? Hell no! And would I watch it again? Double hell no!

So yeah, that concludes my review of Marudase Kintarou. If you ask me whether it is worth to watch or not—if you have 9 minutes on your hands to waste, I guess go for it; it's going to be a fairly unique experience. But if you value every single minute of your life, then yeah.... Don't watch it.

For what it's worth, I enjoyed it. Not every anime has to have riveting story and fluent animation and this is one of many 4/10 animes where you can get as much as enjoyment out of watching 8/10 anime. At the end of the day, that's all that matters. Hence, I'm giving it 8/10.

It's only 8 min; watch it:
They fit entire season worth of shit into 5 min...pretty nice because I will remember as much of the plot as that of one piece even after watching 700+ episodes of it. Both will leave vague memory in my mind but one of them didn't take ... 2 months.


They even had a little plot twist at the finale too. Pretty cool.

I am speechless...

While I was watching, all I could think was: "Is this real? Who approved this? Who thought it was good enough to show to others? What is happening?" and most important: "Why I am watching this?"

There is no story, the characters... well, there is mentioning of names but nothing else about them, there are d*cks everywhere and characters' attacks using their d*cks because... I can't really understand why, but they are always losing their pants.

Honestly, I couldn't focus on art or sound because well, you can imagine the reasons by reading the previous paragraph. But obviously, I am not rewatching this because ... I am pretty sure it's nothing remarkable and it cannot save the lack of story and enjoyment.

The most anime you will ever watch!

Are you tired of watching the same clichéd animes over and over again?
Are you tired of never finding something worthwhile to watch while you're high as a kite?
Are you tired of the same repeating boring pornography?

No need to fret anymore!
Marudase Kintarou is the most anime you will ever need!

In less than 10 minutes this anime accomplishes what other animes never managed to do!
... Stop looking at ratings or read reviews anymore! This anime is the one that you've been looking for your whole life!

So grab a beer, get stoned and watch this complete masterpiece that will blow your (hopefully only this) mind!

Disclaimer: All the stunts present in the anime are performed by a trained professional. Please do not try them at home.

English is not my mothertongue so I apologize in advance for any grammar or spelling mistakes.

Knowing this OVA was made just to promote the manga, I wasn't expecting anything complex, but this goes beyond being synthetic. It's just a few kinky scenes put together in some way, as if the producers thought that who watched was already familiar witht the source material.
There's literally no introduction to any of the characters, not even the titular Kintarou, and even the motivation of the "bad guys" isn't well explained. Do they want to f*ck Makoto and take control over the school, as the summary says, or is the ... boss' real objective Kintarou? It's really confusing.
Artstyle and voice acting are good, and I actually found the censure style quite funny, but the lack of whatsoever trace of plot made it very hard for me to enjoy this ten-minutes compilation of tempted assaults and weird "punishments" (and absolutely no trace of underwear anywhere).
Of course, 10 minutes is a very short time to adapt anything, and if one wanted to have a general idea of what the manga is about this could probably be considered acceptable, so I won't completely advise against watching it, but I find it disappointing nonetheless.

I’m just going to say that this is just BL trash, straight and to the point. The art is fine, music is nothing special, and the story is basically nonsense. So why would I consider it fine? Well because for 9 minutes you get ridiculous dialogue and outlandish forbidden techniques to add a little salt to an already weird show. The voice acting also adds some nice spice to the overall BL caricature that is this show. Hate it if you want to, but for me it was a pretty fun watch for the time spent.

This review needs more information! So Ill put ... in more stuff:
-Is the story unique? Probably not
-did you enjoy it anyways? Yes
-do you think the art style is fitting for the story? the art style was fine for what the creators were going for

Ok that should be enough additional info

What the hell

This anime is what you’d call a clusterfuck. Had no idea what was even happening. Suddenly, a censor bar would just pop up. The story is just a mess. From what I understand, a boy is getting taken away from his bodyguard boyfriend by the school?? This is worse than Pupa.


Art wise, it’s bad. There wasn’t anything good. Even if the art was good, the god awful story would still ruin it. Why make a 9 minute anime?? What’s the point if it’s this boring and bad.


The sound was nothing spectacular. I won’t remember any of the songs at all since the anime ... is literally 9 minutes. Like 3-4 minutes is literally the ending, that’s sad.


Characters were nothing much. A submissive? Boyfriend who doesn’t want to get taken away from his bodyguard boyfriend who is ripped and ‘supposedly’ has a big cock (like anime said). The side characters don’t do anything except get sexually assaulted.

I didn’t enjoy this. Did I hate it? Certainly not, will I give it more than 2 stars? No. His anime is what you’d call a disaster, the disasters in Roblox: Natural Disaster Survival, are definitely more enjoyable than this. I could write more about that one Roblox game than this mess.

The most anime you will ever watch!

Are you tired of watching the same clichéd animes over and over again?
Are you tired of never finding something worthwhile to watch while you're drunk as hell ?
Are you tired of the same repeating boring romance?

No need to look anymore!
Marudase Kintarou is the anime you will ever need!

In less than 10 minutes this anime accomplishes what other animes never managed to do!
... it has good devolepment of the story and characters.
Stop looking at ratings or read reviews anymore! This anime is the one that you've been looking for your whole life!

So grab a beer, get drunked and watch this complete masterpiece that will blow your (hopefully only this) mind!

Disclaimer: All the stunts present in the anime are performed by a trained professional. Please do not try them at home.
Reviewer’s Rating: 10

What the hell? :D What was that?? I am disgusted? That was an another level, uhm- Everything happend in just 9 mins? WHat was that pls I- I just like the visuals like they looked fine and it was good painted. But the story was literally horrible like whattt- I also hated that, that one guy didnt wear pants like put on pants big boy. I just liked the visuals thats it. The seiyuus were nice, and the censor was literally bad- I mean if you would do it like 20 mins and more eps it would be fine I guess, but please put on ... pants!!! Like it was really short so I cant give a review with speacial arguments but literally I was disgusted because I could not even take this serious because it was literally childish but not for childs. The story was literally horrible, and Id prefer to not watch it, because they make it like soooo dramatic in 9 minutes and it is boring. I just gave 2 point because the quality was good and the visuals, (art). I just laughed at this point because as I said, you cant take this serious, since in 9 minutes are literally a stuff for a whole 12 episodes anime. It was overdramatic for 9 minutes.

Why? What? How?

I have no clue who would approve this in 2020 but they did. Was it all worth it, I wonder, to live, only to see this? You will be the judge of this because I simply don't know.... I don't know.

There is no plot, no point, no real characters, it is absurd to the nth degree but without the comedy or the charm of other absurd shows. There are naked dudes and censored dicks.
The reason it gets two stars is because it is so utterly... dull, really. Nothing so bad it would deserve one star.

I will, however, point out that the ... scene being shown in the promo picture does not happen. I feel oddly robbed and demand a refund.

what the fuck did i just watch?!
I can't think of any reason why anyone would have done this, and to think that someone approved this makes me extremely confused...

Everything happens so fast like what?! let me breath omg

I was so speechless the whole time, there were dicks all over the place because somehow they're always losing their clothes and suddendly they would start fighting with their dicks.. my brain couldn't keep up with what was happening.

There was no plot, the story was horrible and the characters were so weird and very dramactic. The only thing you can point out it's the animation, that surprisingly, it ... wasn't so bad..

I don't think I've ever seen an anime as bizarre as this one. I'll pretend I never saw this.
I would never recommend this to anyone.