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cock and ball torture

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. We really need glasses to become a thing in Asteria. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

Aah the pepeloni, pepeloni.
You know the pepeloni? The no one?
I always- I always order the domino, domino pepeloni; and without pepeloni.
I always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. Pepeloni!
I like pepeloni. I always- I always order the cheese-cheese pan.
How can I explain? I can explain by my drawing.
I always, order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. Ear of pizza.
And then I order, when I order pepeloni the ear, it always have the pepeloni on the top.
But I pick up this, away! Because I don't eat it!

Listen up!
Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it’s cold outside your bed.
You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don’t stop! You can’t stop!
That’s what I’m talking about!
THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?

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