JelloApocalypse Ghibli Movie Ranking
Anime
JelloApocalypse (a.k.a Brendan Blaber) is a voice actor, writer, and YouTuber. His presence online is largely due to his “Welcome To” and “So This Is Basically” series published on YouTube. He also creates video every once and a while speed marathoning a set of movies while only describing them in 10 words or less, be it Disney Movies, Dreamworks Movies, or even Scooby Doo Movies. This stack is a synthesis of his Ghibli speed ranking video. Jello included some movies that aren’t Ghibli but have a lot of crossover staff wise, so I have included them here as well. Also since the video was published in 2018 it does not include any Ghibli movies beyond that point.
Format:
*movie*
*ranking in comparison to the other movies*
*rating out of 10*
*the 10 words or less sentences*
*if it is in the top or bottom 3 it will be written here*
Original Video: https://youtu.be/2Mdgdg8hwuM
Official Google Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1-KkkzI5x_fk8V5jfqieEwb_47odcHmGJSe5r6NGWw4c/htmlview#
Format:
*movie*
*ranking in comparison to the other movies*
*rating out of 10*
*the 10 words or less sentences*
*if it is in the top or bottom 3 it will be written here*
Original Video: https://youtu.be/2Mdgdg8hwuM
Official Google Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1-KkkzI5x_fk8V5jfqieEwb_47odcHmGJSe5r6NGWw4c/htmlview#
Movie, 1979,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #8
Rated 8/10
“If this movie had a sound it would be ‘boi-oi-oing’”
Rated 8/10
“If this movie had a sound it would be ‘boi-oi-oing’”
Movie, 1984,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #5
Rated 9/10
“This is the only post-apocalyptic film I like”
Rated 9/10
“This is the only post-apocalyptic film I like”
Movie, 1986,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:6
Ranked #9
Rated 8/10
“Luke-Castle-In-The-Skywalker wants to blow up everything!”
Rated 8/10
“Luke-Castle-In-The-Skywalker wants to blow up everything!”
Movie, 1988,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #11
Rated 8/10
“Coming up on your left it’s adorable childhood whimsy.”
Rated 8/10
“Coming up on your left it’s adorable childhood whimsy.”
Movie, 1988,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #16
Rated 7/10
“And on you right it’s children dying for two hours!”
Rated 7/10
“And on you right it’s children dying for two hours!”
Movie, 1989,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #7
Rated 8/10
“Watch the uncut Phil Hartman English dub, it’s the best”
Rated 8/10
“Watch the uncut Phil Hartman English dub, it’s the best”
Movie, 1991,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #25
Rated 2/10
“Still eatin’ that pineapple!… Ten minutes on that pineapple now.”
1st WORST
Rated 2/10
“Still eatin’ that pineapple!… Ten minutes on that pineapple now.”
1st WORST
Movie, 1992,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Ranked #6
Rated 8/10
“This movie’s great! I wish it had an ending!”
Rated 8/10
“This movie’s great! I wish it had an ending!”
TV Special, 1993,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:3
Ranked #21
Rated 5/10
“Your highschool crush is problematic and bad.”
Rated 5/10
“Your highschool crush is problematic and bad.”
Movie, 1994,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #3
Rated 9/10
“Look mom. Just like Totoro! They’re dead.”
Rated 9/10
“Look mom. Just like Totoro! They’re dead.”
Movie, 1995,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:6
Ranked #19
Rated 6/10
“I hope they make a weird cat fanfiction outta this.”
Rated 6/10
“I hope they make a weird cat fanfiction outta this.”
Movie, 1997,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:9
Ranked #2
Rated 10/10
“It’s Nausicaa again, but BETTER and JAPANESE-FLAVORED!”
2nd BEST
Rated 10/10
“It’s Nausicaa again, but BETTER and JAPANESE-FLAVORED!”
2nd BEST
Movie, 1999,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:6
Ranked #22
Rated 5/10
“Master animator Isao Takahata adapts a… random newspaper comic.”
Rated 5/10
“Master animator Isao Takahata adapts a… random newspaper comic.”
Movie, 2001,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:10
Ranked #1
Rated 10/10
“Nice original rating Jello, you hack fraud! You sheep!”
1st BEST
Rated 10/10
“Nice original rating Jello, you hack fraud! You sheep!”
1st BEST
Movie, 2002,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #4
Rated 9/10
“This one is so cute and nobody talks about it.”
3rd BEST
Rated 9/10
“This one is so cute and nobody talks about it.”
3rd BEST
Movie, 2004,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #12
Rated 8/10
“This is the nicest fever dream.”
Rated 8/10
“This is the nicest fever dream.”
Movie, 2006,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:4
Ranked #23
Rated 4/10
“LET’S ADAPT ALL THE EARTHSEA BOOKS AT ONCE. BADLY.”
3rd WORST
Rated 4/10
“LET’S ADAPT ALL THE EARTHSEA BOOKS AT ONCE. BADLY.”
3rd WORST
Movie, 2008,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #17
Rated 7/10
“Like a children’s book, but it screams ‘HAM!!!’”
Rated 7/10
“Like a children’s book, but it screams ‘HAM!!!’”
Movie, 2010,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #18
Rated 7/10
“It’s alright. I’m just a boy. Let me stare at you”
Rated 7/10
“It’s alright. I’m just a boy. Let me stare at you”
Movie, 2011,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:7
Ranked #14
Rates 7/10
“The first half is so charming but then INCEST MYSTERY???”
Rates 7/10
“The first half is so charming but then INCEST MYSTERY???”
Movie, 2013,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #10
Rated 8/10
“You could land a plane on that nose.”
Rated 8/10
“You could land a plane on that nose.”
Movie, 2013,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:8
Ranked #15
Rated 7/10
“The longest and prettiest screensaver ever made.”
Rated 7/10
“The longest and prettiest screensaver ever made.”
Movie, 2014,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:5
Ranked #24
Rated 4/10
“My GIRLFRIEND is my DEAD GHOST GRANDMA?”
2nd WORST
The Red Turtle
Ranked #20
Rated 6/10
“That guy sure f*cked that turtle.”
It isn’t on MAL because it was mostly animated by French companies and Ghibli, but he watched it so I’m putting some text here
Rated 4/10
“My GIRLFRIEND is my DEAD GHOST GRANDMA?”
2nd WORST
The Red Turtle
Ranked #20
Rated 6/10
“That guy sure f*cked that turtle.”
It isn’t on MAL because it was mostly animated by French companies and Ghibli, but he watched it so I’m putting some text here
Movie, 2017,
1 ep
Me:-
Author:5
Ranked #13
Rated 6/10
“It’s Studio PONOC’s latest movie, BLIKI’S BLABLIVERY BLERVICE!”
Rated 6/10
“It’s Studio PONOC’s latest movie, BLIKI’S BLABLIVERY BLERVICE!”
