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i couldn't stop going on about how cool his new avi is and he couldn't take it any more
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Aug 2015
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offers free bjs without proper oral care
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Aug 2014
587
i murdered them and sorry i cannot keep dating someone i murdered so...
best user ever
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May 2022
847
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Jul 2022
24
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Nov 2023
41
found out she was in love with someone else
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Aug 2014
587
cannot live one second w/o umbrella, 24x7
Was too funny
And I had pain in my ribcage
Being with them was making it worse as I couldn't stop laughing
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Aug 2014
587
i didn't want to tickle them all the time (but when we're together I can't resist)
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Nov 2023
41
he kept doing magic spells on me
I didn't want to hold them back
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Aug 2014
587
to save them from myself (i'm sorry, you think it's all jokes and games, but I really, really like salads.)
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Jan 2024
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Kept killing me in another thread :( 😥
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Feb 2014
1179
I'm a gigolo, they knew what this was
Was a cult leader behind my back.
Why did you have to hide something so big?!! Do you not trust me!??
Got vored by someone else
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Feb 2014
1179
They said Gigli was their favorite movie
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Nov 2023
41
didn’t post under me in fg enough 😩
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Jun 2016
8193
They hated
me for I had
told them the
truth.
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Jul 2021
164
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Jun 2016
8193
Every movement
I did, would make
them cry as much
as one of the craters
on the moon.
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Nov 2023
41
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Jul 2021
164
They broke up with me
I didn't break up with them
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Jun 2016
8193
They died from
Asschewer's massive
Blue balls falling unto
Their head.
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Apr 2023
128
didn't get the balls I came for
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Jul 2021
164
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Apr 2023
128
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Oct 2018
911
forced themselves onto me
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Dec 2023
26
Don't have enough mangas in their manga list
"Oh, my Clematis. Please, stay by my side."
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Aug 2017
9284
he keep wanting to eat that stuff (sorry i read something that i shouldnt)
They said Tokyo ghoul Anime was good
I stood up and left without saying a word
I don't want to
And that was 2-3 years ago
I was a kid ^^
i would never say that >:((
their testicles were too long
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Aug 2017
9284
start to actually eat my flesh
they liked anime girls in their stupid game more than me
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Jun 2014
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Aug 2023
52
Everything. Literally Everything. They're decent enough person they just terrify me.
Made surprise Pikachu face after seeing my testicles
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Aug 2017
9284
because i thought ToxicSalad would be sound better
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Mar 2014
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they kept expecting me to do something with lobsters and i got sick of it. Lobsters are not all I am!
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Jan 2018
559
To many lobsters in the house.
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Aug 2014
587
Unknown location. It's scary!
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